This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.

This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.

This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.