Fishing Stage - Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register ☰
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
Joke
Page 1 of 2 next>
Nov 22, 2022 16:58:07   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:02:43   #
Mongoose Loc: Modesto,Ca
 
hacksaw wrote:
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie... (show quote)



Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:03:08   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
hacksaw wrote:
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie... (show quote)


I understand her husband will recover in time, but he will probably have a permanent limp. 😂
🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸

Reply
 
 
Nov 22, 2022 17:05:19   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
hacksaw wrote:
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie... (show quote)



Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:05:31   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Jer wrote:
I understand her husband will recover in time, but he will probably have a permanent limp. 😂
🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸


Probably so Jer. 😢 Poor guy just couldn’t contain himself.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:06:05   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Namvet69 wrote:


Thanks Brother.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:06:55   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Mongoose wrote:


Thanks goosie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
 
 
Nov 22, 2022 17:16:34   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Yes, I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard that joke! Just Sayin...RJS

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:18:51   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
hacksaw wrote:
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie... (show quote)


That's a great one hacksaw thanks.

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:35:09   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Yes, I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard that joke! Just Sayin...RJS


Then you’re sayin you liked it?
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:36:31   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
EZ Fishing wrote:
That's a great one hacksaw thanks.


My pleasure EZ.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
 
 
Nov 22, 2022 17:38:10   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

A woman gets caught stealing a can of peaches. She appears before a judge with her husband. The judge asks her if she really stole a can of peaches. She said she did. The judge then asked her if she ate the peaches. She again said she did. He then asked her how many peaches were in the can and she said six. So, the judge said she would have to spend a month in jail for each peach she ate. The husband then spoke up and asked if he could say something. The judge said sure. The man then said, she also stole a can of peas.
This is an old one but I still think it’s a goodie... (show quote)



Reply
Nov 22, 2022 17:41:43   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:


Thanks Brother.
Hack 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 20:42:56   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
I never heard it before. The husband probably took a kick to the peas. Funny Hack.

Reply
Nov 22, 2022 20:50:06   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Jer wrote:
I understand her husband will recover in time, but he will probably have a permanent limp. 😂
🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸


And a high pitch voice.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 next>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-fishing talk)
Home | Latest Digest | Back to Top | All Sections
Contact us | Privacy policy | Terms of use | DMCA
FishingStage.com - Forum
Copyright 2018-2024 IDF International Technologies, Inc.