Doug Lemmon's encounter with a convict that broke out of prison went like this.

Not to long ago A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into Doug's house to look for money and guns and finds the young couple in bed.

He orders Doug out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the Mrs to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, Doug says to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.

" To which Mrs. Lemmon responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong Doug my honey. I love you too!"