Doug Lemmon and a convict
Oct 5, 2022 12:40:56 #
Doug Lemmon's encounter with a convict that broke out of prison went like this.
Not to long ago A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into Doug's house to look for money and guns and finds the young couple in bed.
He orders Doug out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the Mrs to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, Doug says to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
" To which Mrs. Lemmon responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong Doug my honey. I love you too!"
Not to long ago A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into Doug's house to look for money and guns and finds the young couple in bed.
He orders Doug out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the Mrs to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, Doug says to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
" To which Mrs. Lemmon responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong Doug my honey. I love you too!"
Oct 5, 2022 13:27:03 #
plumbob wrote:
Doug Lemmon's encounter with a convict that broke... (show quote)
Hahaha good luck Doug 😳 your bad Plum 🤪
Oct 5, 2022 13:47:17 #
Oct 5, 2022 15:39:38 #
Smokey2 wrote:
Got me on that one, feel bad for Doug.
Not as bad as Doug felt.
Oct 5, 2022 17:49:46 #
plumbob wrote:
Not as bad as Doug felt.
Let’s hope so. 😳😁
Oct 5, 2022 19:36:06 #
plumbob wrote:
Doug Lemmon's encounter with a convict that broke... (show quote)
Oh boy.... did I mention that I just ate some sauerkraut soup last night and have the scoots?? Welp!.. he'll find out I guess.. gotta doo doo what ya gotta doo doo to save a life..LOL 🤣🤪😅
Oct 6, 2022 06:45:01 #
Oct 6, 2022 06:59:30 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Oh boy.... did I mention that I just ate some sauerkraut soup last night and have the scoots?? Welp!.. he'll find out I guess.. gotta doo doo what ya gotta doo doo to save a life..LOL 🤣🤪😅
sauerkraut soup? Sounds gross. Right up there with Lima beans
Oct 6, 2022 08:26:43 #
plumbob wrote:
sauerkraut soup? Sounds gross. Right up there with Lima beans
Mmmm... you don't know what yer missing!
Oct 6, 2022 08:32:03 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Mmmm... you don't know what yer missing!
The scoots???
Oct 6, 2022 08:45:15 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Mmmm... you don't know what yer missing!
Hahaha sounds Like a natural laxative 😳
Oct 6, 2022 09:26:48 #
Whitey wrote:
Hahaha sounds Like a natural laxative 😳
To say the least!!
Oct 6, 2022 09:51:08 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Mmmm... you don't know what yer missing!
Only thing sauerkraut is good for is with pork chops. As for a soup
Oct 6, 2022 11:22:21 #
Oct 6, 2022 11:31:56 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.