Bad Joke of the Day, 08/29/22: A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey...

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" the bartender yells out. The man turns around." It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

flyguy wrote:

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" the bartender yells out. The man turns around." It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

Liked it fly, have a great day buddy.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good play on words!

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

flyguy wrote:

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" the bartender yells out. The man turns around." It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

True. Barkeep should have known better 🥴

BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas

flyguy wrote:

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" the bartender yells out. The man turns around." It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

Not bad, Fly...not bad at all.

Check out my response to this one by you: https://www.fishingstage.com/t-58402-1.html

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Gettin better Leo!

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Aaarrrggg

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

flyguy wrote:

A man and a giraffe walked into a bar, after a few drinks the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" the bartender yells out. The man turns around." It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

Hey fg i see you are being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?

You stop drinking so early in the morning and get off the Carousel.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

plumbob wrote:

Hey fg i see you are being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?

You stop drinking so early in the morning and get off the Carousel.

🤣🤣👍

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Grizzly 17 wrote:

🤣🤣👍

How about the late morning on a weekend?

Sport Loc: Sacramento county north. California

plumbob wrote:

Hey fg i see you are being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?

You stop drinking so early in the morning and get off the Carousel.

Can I use that one on my crew first thing in the morning? You know, whoever shows up?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sport wrote:

Can I use that one on my crew first thing in the morning? You know, whoever shows up?

Will be curious to the answers you get.

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

plumbob wrote:

Hey fg i see you are being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?

You stop drinking so early in the morning and get off the Carousel.

Now that is good 👍 👌

Sport Loc: Sacramento county north. California

plumbob wrote:

Will be curious to the answers you get.

Well, I didn't get punched in the head. My crew are good sports. Love a joke. In fact, a joke before orders gets them moving. You know, your byline.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sport wrote:

Well, I didn't get punched in the head. My crew are good sports. Love a joke. In fact, a joke before orders gets them moving. You know, your byline.

Reminds me of Joel Osteen how he starts out. Then he toss one in now and than to wake up the ones he looses. Haven't seen him punched in the head either.