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Aug 29, 2022 07:24:27   #
BadFisherman.11 Loc: Central Texas
 
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’

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Aug 29, 2022 07:31:11   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)


A good one, BF. Can I take that, I only need it to work on one of my legs. The other two are fine.

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Aug 29, 2022 07:54:22   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
🤣🤪😂

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Aug 29, 2022 08:00:35   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
That was a cute one

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Aug 29, 2022 08:08:58   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one BF!

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Aug 29, 2022 08:19:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)


Personally i thought that lizard was up to no good, never could trust them little critters,

right from the gecko.

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Aug 29, 2022 08:45:48   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
A good one, BF. Can I take that, I only need it to work on one of my legs. The other two are fine.


Careful we will start calling you

Tripod

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Aug 29, 2022 09:06:53   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)


ha ha ha

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Aug 29, 2022 09:09:42   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)
Ain’t no match BF. Yours is badder🤣🤣👍👍👍

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Aug 29, 2022 09:16:24   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
flyguy wrote:
A good one, BF. Can I take that, I only need it to work on one of my legs. The other two are fine.


Haha😂🤣your left knee& right knee are fine that only leaves the wee knee!!😂😁🤣👍👍

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Aug 29, 2022 09:17:02   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)

🤣😂👍👍

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Aug 29, 2022 10:06:48   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That’s a good one BF and a good way to start the day

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Aug 29, 2022 10:10:39   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
BadFisherman.11 wrote:
...to match Fly's from earlier.


A lizard walks into a pharmacy…or rather it tries to walk. It’s legs are wobbly and it is flopping all over the place. It finally gets to the pharmacy counter and shakily hands up a prescription. The pharmacist takes it, looks, goes in the back and comes out with a bottle of pills which it hands down to the lizard.

The lizard pops the cap, takes a pill and waits. About a minute later it starts walking perfectly. It runs up and down the aisles and zip! runs outside through the front doors.

A customer watching this asks the pharmacist, ‘Just what did you give that lizard?’

‘Viagra.’

‘What???’

‘Yes, he was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.’
...to match Fly's from earlier. img src="https://... (show quote)

👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Aug 29, 2022 18:11:10   #
Sport Loc: Sacramento county north. California
 
flyguy wrote:
A good one, BF. Can I take that, I only need it to work on one of my legs. The other two are fine.

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Aug 29, 2022 18:11:42   #
Sport Loc: Sacramento county north. California
 
Good one flyguy

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