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Jun 30, 2022 18:41:36   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
You sure you are in the right place ceiling fan needed to cool off

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Jun 30, 2022 18:48:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
dbed wrote:
You sure you are in the right place ceiling fan needed to cool off


Seeing the gates are just outside the Heavenly entrance where fans aren't required. It sometimes gets a little heated there when a few folks wonder why the gates won't open.

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Jun 30, 2022 19:00:46   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Ouch Fred! But who sainted Plum and made him the keeper of the gate? It's all wrong.

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Jun 30, 2022 19:01:58   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
plumbob wrote:
I can see where you thought that, at least you guys back up your stories with fish pics in them.


We try to anyway.

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Jun 30, 2022 19:02:45   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
mistred64 wrote:
Ouch Fred! But who sainted Plum and made him the keeper of the gate? It's all wrong.


Good question Ed.

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Jun 30, 2022 19:06:24   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
mistred64 wrote:
Ouch Fred! But who sainted Plum and made him the keeper of the gate? It's all wrong.


Pastor Troy, just ask him. He might say something about pulling me out of the cutter and cleaning me up.

But it all depends on what he is partaking in, in the form of a liquid refreshment after a day in the garden.

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Jun 30, 2022 20:32:28   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

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Jun 30, 2022 20:32:46   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


Don't feel bad Fred, the fact my clock only moved twice was due to the fact that when you don't catch fish, it gets hard to even make up a fish tale.

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Jun 30, 2022 20:36:29   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Don't feel bad Fred, the fact my clock only moved twice was due to the fact that when you don't catch fish, it gets hard to even make up a fish tale.



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Jun 30, 2022 20:43:04   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Fredfish wrote:


Btw, did I miss the fishing pics you were going to post?

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Jun 30, 2022 20:50:31   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Fredfish wrote:
Thanks a lot buddy, but at least mine's indoors. Grizzly's is outside on the Helipad, and it's about to take off.


I wish Fred. Getting numbers redone on my pond boat. May as well hit some small water. I checked water level on susquehanna at Harrisburg 3.7' that my friend is n accident looking to happen. I was there with Brody one day at that level. Went between two islands at the Nuke plant. If the grass wouldn't have choked the jet I would have ran up on a gravel bar. Been thinking about putting a lower unit on it n fishing bigger water. Just have to take at least 3 days to make it worth the ride to better water 👍🤣

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Jun 30, 2022 20:53:36   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
plumbob wrote:
Pastor Troy, just ask him. He might say something about pulling me out of the cutter and cleaning me up.

But it all depends on what he is partaking in, in the form of a liquid refreshment after a day in the garden.



It all sounds fishy.

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Jun 30, 2022 21:07:16   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Btw, did I miss the fishing pics you were going to post?


Maybe, Back from Lilly, the other day and Back from Zoar (plan B) today.

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Jun 30, 2022 21:14:19   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
I wish Fred. Getting numbers redone on my pond boat. May as well hit some small water. I checked water level on susquehanna at Harrisburg 3.7' that my friend is n accident looking to happen. I was there with Brody one day at that level. Went between two islands at the Nuke plant. If the grass wouldn't have choked the jet I would have ran up on a gravel bar. Been thinking about putting a lower unit on it n fishing bigger water. Just have to take at least 3 days to make it worth the ride to better water 👍🤣
I wish Fred. Getting numbers redone on my pond bo... (show quote)


Gotta get out somewhere Butch. He!! It's only a 4 or 5 hour ride to here, so there's got to be somewhere within 2 hours from you. What town do you live in? I would definitely look for a lower unit,and swap yours over. It would be easier to drive the boat too.

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Jul 1, 2022 04:23:23   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


That’s some funny shi# right there. Good one Plumb.

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