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Jun 30, 2022 15:51:12   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"

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Jun 30, 2022 15:56:14   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


Now that's funny!😂🤠👍🇺🇸

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Jun 30, 2022 16:03:00   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
😂😂

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Jun 30, 2022 16:05:28   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


🤣🤣 St PlumBob n Ceiling fan Fred now that's a tale worth telling. 👍👍🎣🎣

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Jun 30, 2022 16:08:19   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That ones good for a belly laugh

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Jun 30, 2022 16:34:21   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
😂😂

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Jun 30, 2022 16:34:55   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Lets just ASSUME you guys are taking the UP escalator.😳

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Jun 30, 2022 16:36:24   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)


Now that is funny 😁
Have a safe 4th of July
Andy

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Jun 30, 2022 16:53:29   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)

Thanks a lot buddy, but at least mine's indoors. Grizzly's is outside on the Helipad, and it's about to take off.

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Jun 30, 2022 18:00:37   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Bigger the fan - the more it will cool us all off. Keep telling them Fred - as we all will haha!!

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Jun 30, 2022 18:05:37   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
plumbob wrote:
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Plumbob.

Fred asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Plum replied, "Those are tale clocks, every time someone tells a fish tale, the hands on their clock move."

"Oh! Whose clock is that?" Fred says pointing.

"That's my clock, it's hands have never moved."

"Wow! And whose clock is that next to yours?"

"That's Greg’s clock, it's hands have only moved twice."

Fred looks to his left and that one over there who’s clock is that moving every 5 minutes.

Plum gives it a look see, oh that belongs to Saw1 down there in California.

Wow says Fred, and there to the right who’s is that looks like the seconds are just clicking away.

Nice fellow over West Virginia way called Wv Mike.

Fred knowing he has shared a story or two and feeling a heavenly breeze on the back of his neck just had to ask: Where’s my clock?"

Plum replies, " Look up we're using it as a ceiling fan"
As Fredfish is standing at the Pearly Gates, he no... (show quote)

Good one Plum😂😂

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Jun 30, 2022 18:13:16   #
Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv
 
👍👍

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Jun 30, 2022 18:20:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fredfish wrote:
Thanks a lot buddy, but at least mine's indoors. Grizzly's is outside on the Helipad, and it's about to take off.


You are welcome Fred, just giving a shout out to the guys who post the most fish pics.

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Jun 30, 2022 18:23:21   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
plumbob wrote:
You are welcome Fred, just giving a shout out to the guys who post the most fish pics.


Oh, I thought it was referring to tall tales, LOL.

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Jun 30, 2022 18:31:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fredfish wrote:
Oh, I thought it was referring to tall tales, LOL.


I can see where you thought that, at least you guys back up your stories with fish pics in them.

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