hacksaw wrote:
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, βAre you a real pilot?β
He replied, βWell, Iβve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncaβs, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot β what about you?β
She said, βIβm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.β
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, βAre you a real pilot?β
He replied, βI always thought I was, but I just found out Iβm a lesbian.ππ
Hack πΊπΈπΊπΊπ¦
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Dang!!! And all this time I thought I was just an old guyπ. Good one Hack.