The Old Pilot
May 20, 2022 13:58:47 #
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.😎😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.😎😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
May 20, 2022 14:02:06 #
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May 20, 2022 14:41:46 #
hacksaw wrote:
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a c... (show quote)
Good one Hack ,I guess that makes me one too.
May 20, 2022 15:08:19 #
May 20, 2022 15:09:36 #
Fredfish wrote:
Good one Hack ,I guess that makes me one too.
Me three Fred.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
May 20, 2022 15:10:37 #
E.pa.al wrote:
I think I'm a lesbian🤔🤔
Good one Hack
Good one Hack
Thanks Epa. I guess...😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
May 20, 2022 16:48:47 #
Rutinbuck
Loc: Haysville, Kansas
Yup Hack, guess I’ve been a lesbian for a loooon time, I didn’t realize that till now!
May 20, 2022 17:22:20 #
Rutinbuck wrote:
Yup Hack, guess I’ve been a lesbian for a loooon time, I didn’t realize that till now!
Yup, you and the rest of us Rut, and we never knew until now.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
May 21, 2022 07:54:43 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
hacksaw wrote:
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a c... (show quote)
Absolutely great, Hack.
I didn’t know that I was a lesbian.
🥃🥃🇺🇸
May 21, 2022 10:50:21 #
Jer wrote:
Absolutely great, Hack.
I didn’t know that I was a lesbian.
🥃🥃🇺🇸
I didn’t know that I was a lesbian.
🥃🥃🇺🇸
Thanks buddy. I didn’t realize it either until I read this.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
May 21, 2022 17:24:07 #
hacksaw wrote:
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a c... (show quote)
Dang! After all this time! Finally got it figured out….thanks Hack!
May 21, 2022 23:12:28 #
The Outcast wrote:
Dang! After all this time! Finally got it figured out….thanks Hack!
You’re welcome Outcast. Yeah, it took me awhile to admit I was a lesbian, but hey, ya gotta be something.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦
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