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Apr 27, 2022 08:14:57   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Good morning guys and gals at 36ﾟ this morning with frost going to a high of 55 with Freeze warning tonight supposed to get down in the upper 20's. Apples are not liking this 😐 Fred is sleeping in he had a long nite 🤪

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Apr 27, 2022 08:19:09   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Morning everyone. 43 here and wind gusts up to 20. Not a very nice day at all. No wonder Fred isn’t here this morning. Gonna take a couple days to get rested back up. He is old and retired now you know. Good one

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Apr 27, 2022 08:24:39   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. Work today, then 3 off. New front windows go in Friday. Trying to upgrade a house built in 1932. More ideas than money.

Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."

Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.

A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."

"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."

Hump day clones. Have a good one.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)

Good Morning Greg and everyone, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, already! (Not still, LOL). I agree that the female version is more in demand around here anyway! Then we could have a real hump day every Wednesday.
45° and sunny here, only going up to 53°later when the wind gets up to 25steady, 35+ gusts. Just wonderful
Have a great day all.

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Apr 27, 2022 08:34:51   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. Work today, then 3 off. New front windows go in Friday. Trying to upgrade a house built in 1932. More ideas than money.

Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."

Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.

A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."

"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."

Hump day clones. Have a good one.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)


No more sliders from there??

Good morning everyone.

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Apr 27, 2022 09:22:18   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
Morning all, keep trying to fish, you might catch something.

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Apr 27, 2022 11:35:51   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. Work today, then 3 off. New front windows go in Friday. Trying to upgrade a house built in 1932. More ideas than money.

Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."

Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.

A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."

"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."

Hump day clones. Have a good one.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)


Good morning, Greg and everyone else, from the PNW. 35 to 55 with sunshine and no rain. Hope everyone has a great Wednesday. Can I get the name of her Dr… 🐟on

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Apr 27, 2022 11:49:42   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
DozerDave wrote:
Good morning, Greg and everyone else, from the PNW. 35 to 55 with sunshine and no rain. Hope everyone has a great Wednesday. Can I get the name of her Dr… 🐟on


Dr.Vinny Boombatz.

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Apr 27, 2022 11:51:07   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
DozerDave wrote:
Good morning, Greg and everyone else, from the PNW. 35 to 55 with sunshine and no rain. Hope everyone has a great Wednesday. Can I get the name of her Dr… 🐟on


Also known as Dr. Feel-good.

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Apr 27, 2022 12:01:50   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Also known as Dr. Feel-good.


I’m on the phone as we speak… 🐟on

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Apr 27, 2022 12:06:08   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
DozerDave wrote:
I’m on the phone as we speak… 🐟on


See if you can order in bulk. We need to be prepared with all the current supply shortages.

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Apr 27, 2022 12:11:06   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
See if you can order in bulk. We need to be prepared with all the current supply shortages.


I’ll see what I can do. I’ll tell them it’s an emergency… 🐟on

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Apr 27, 2022 12:15:06   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. Work today, then 3 off. New front windows go in Friday. Trying to upgrade a house built in 1932. More ideas than money.

Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."

Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.

A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."

"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."

Hump day clones. Have a good one.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)


Good mornin’, Greg and everybody!
Great joke, Greg! Didn’t know ole Fred had it in him….

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Apr 27, 2022 12:22:06   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Good mornin’, Greg and everybody!
Great joke, Greg! Didn’t know ole Fred had it in him….


Hope you 2 are feeling better

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Apr 27, 2022 12:24:19   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Good mornin’, Greg and everybody!
Great joke, Greg! Didn’t know ole Fred had it in him….


He said something about "just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't fire in the furnace," whatever that means.

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Apr 27, 2022 12:26:23   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Gmon G n Y'all have a good day boys n girls stay safe. 42° high 50° tonight down to 32° 😫. Plum Fred had to go back to work to cover the damage 😃👍


Myrna suggested that Fred’s wife should give him a “list” (honey-do’s)
to burn off his extra energy! 🤣

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