G-mornin 4/27/22
Apr 27, 2022 05:20:36 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. Work today, then 3 off. New front windows go in Friday. Trying to upgrade a house built in 1932. More ideas than money.
Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."
Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.
A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."
"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."
Hump day clones. Have a good one.
Mrs. Fredfish was discouraged. Fred had lost interest in bedroom activity. "Now that he's retired, he just wants to fish and eat Philly cheese steak," she told her doctor. "Give him this pill, the doc said. Crush it up in his food. It will get him in the mood."
Mrs Fredfish was looking forward to the result. She crushed the pill in Fred's mashed potatoes. Moments later, Fred grabbed his wife and ravaged her on the table. Dishes, cups and the table flew everywhere.
A few days later, Mrs Fredfish saw her doctor again. "How did that pill work?, he asked. It was amazing, Mrs Fredfish said. He attacked me, ripped my clothes off and tore up everything." Wow!, the doctor said, I didn't expect that. We will cover any damages."
"That's okay, Mrs Fredfish said with a smile. I still don't think they will let us back in the restaurant."
Hump day clones. Have a good one.
Apr 27, 2022 05:48:29 #
Mornin G and followers..
Hey G, can I get those pills for the Wifey??
Hey G, can I get those pills for the Wifey??
Apr 27, 2022 05:49:23 #
Morning Greg and all who are still hibernating,
30 now, racing up to 38 later…seems like great golfing weather to me 🤦🏼♂️
Yup, the league kicks off tonight at 4:00
Maybe the cold air will make the first 9 holes of the year hurt less?
Have a great day, all!
30 now, racing up to 38 later…seems like great golfing weather to me 🤦🏼♂️
Yup, the league kicks off tonight at 4:00
Maybe the cold air will make the first 9 holes of the year hurt less?
Have a great day, all!
Apr 27, 2022 06:06:33 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Mornin G and followers..
Hey G, can I get those pills for the Wifey??
Hey G, can I get those pills for the Wifey??
There magic pills Doug. Something about Jack and the Beanstalk and a giant or something like that. I think it"s just a fairy tale or I'd put some in my wife's food.
Apr 27, 2022 06:22:47 #
Good morning all and really good joke this morning GMan. 41* now and headed for a high of 50 with double digit NW winds later in the day. Have a great day!
Apr 27, 2022 06:27:35 #
E.pa.al
Loc: Martin's Creek
Morning folks, 41 here now & not getting much warmer!!
Fred's an animal😂😂
Fred's an animal😂😂
Apr 27, 2022 06:27:56 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
There magic pills Doug. Something about Jack and the Beanstalk and a giant or something like that. I think it"s just a fairy tale or I'd put some in my wife's food.
Ahh darn.... I thought there was hope for getting that dining room table cleared off..
🤣🤪😅
Apr 27, 2022 06:31:21 #
E.pa.al wrote:
Morning folks, 41 here now & not getting much warmer!!
Fred's an animal😂😂
Fred's an animal😂😂
I'm setting at 37° now Al, 41° is the projected high.. already a freeze warning issued for tonight.. my poor pear trees are blossomed.. I sure hope they make it! 🥶
Apr 27, 2022 07:02:24 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)
And as i scroll all the way down no Fred Reply. Worn out are you Fred?
Good morning everyone.
Apr 27, 2022 07:33:05 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Gmon G n Y'all have a good day boys n girls stay safe. 42° high 50° tonight down to 32° 😫. Plum Fred had to go back to work to cover the damage 😃👍
Apr 27, 2022 07:36:02 #
plumbob wrote:
And as i scroll all the way down no Fred Reply. Worn out are you Fred?
Good morning everyone.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning, G'Man, and all
Lucky, Fred.
30* now, 46* later. Freezing rain for the rest of the week. Yeepy ding.
Have a good one guys and gals.
Apr 27, 2022 07:36:21 #
Good morning all. 48* now with a high of 53. Wind kicks in later also at 25+. Dog sitting today, and running grands to the eye doctor. Maybe get some more garden prep done.
Apr 27, 2022 07:37:45 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Gmon G n Y'all have a good day boys n girls stay safe. 42° high 50° tonight down to 32° 😫. Plum Fred had to go back to work to cover the damage 😃👍
And i bet that smirk is a big smile this morning.
Hope he doesn't hold her up for a pic like he does the fish pics.
Apr 27, 2022 07:44:14 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
plumbob wrote:
And i bet that smirk is a big smile this morning.
Hope he doesn't hold her up for a pic like he does the fish pics.
Hope he doesn't hold her up for a pic like he does the fish pics.
LOL I think she's pretty fiesty. 👍
Apr 27, 2022 08:07:10 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 44 now. 69 and sun later. W... (show quote)
Hahaha that's a good one G thanks for the morning laughs 🤣
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