Randy Hartford was visiting OJ after yesterday’s cow instance and entered the elevator with the Hos Chap.

Randy asked where you headed bud? The Hos Chap says “ I’d like to go to Heaven Thank you".

Randy says "Absolutely, where are we going? I didn’t quite get that! "


YUGO
Wondering what button, he needs pushed.

Hos once again says "I'd like to just go to heaven."

Randy having that ***internal Dah moment, how do I respond to that.

Looks at the button panel and says "Well.....closest I can get you is 5th floor."


( Sorry Hos, Randy still working on that heavenly light thing!!! )





A long, long time ago, a young lad ( Troy ) asks his father ( Mr. T ) how we acquire our names.

Mr. T replies "Well some people are named after what they do. Like the Iowa Farmer is a farmer, Catfish Hunter fishes for Cat Fish, Our Good boarder and resident handy man that pays his way, Plumbob is a plumber, and Maid Marion who owns Merry Maids, do I need to say more son?

Even I who they call Mr. T because you showed pictures of me doing your chores on the Tractor because you drive like you are on the water all over the place, thus the Mr. T .

Now you son, we all know you do many things around town for many people. It’s been noted and appreciated that you help the fishers like WV Mike put that Greenfrog on, Hunted with those 22 Old Bass Guys, and gave a hand to the guy that puts Stuco on the houses.

However, the congregation has decided by majority vote to give you your rightful well-earned title before they went to Dbed for the night.

It’s been documented that you get a little too drunk every night from WVMikes shine, and because you have strayed and shagged *ONE* sheep every single night, the towns folk now call you “ Pasture Troy “


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A little report on the blonde and the 710 knob.

A blonde-haired young Sport walked into an auto shop to ask a question.

Sport AKA Blonde, spoke up and said “I have a knob under the hood of my car that says 710 on it.

It only turns one way and when I turn it, nothing happens. Can you tell me what it does to mechanic Dozer Dave.

Dozer being a little Confused, says “show me.”

Blonde takes Dozer out to his souped-up Yugo with spinners and bull nads hanging from the bumper. Raised the hood, and points to the 710 knob.

Dozer held back for as long as he could and laughs, rolls his eyes and says :

“Sport, your “OIL” cap was put on upside down. Have a nice day!”

Sorry Sport the barrel had your name on it.