plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Randy Hartford was visiting OJ after yesterday’s cow instance and entered the elevator with the Hos Chap.

Randy asked where you headed bud? The Hos Chap says “ I’d like to go to Heaven Thank you".

Randy says "Absolutely, where are we going? I didn’t quite get that! "

Wondering what button, he needs pushed.

Hos once again says "I'd like to just go to heaven."

Randy having that ***internal Dah moment, how do I respond to that.

Looks at the button panel and says "Well.....closest I can get you is 5th floor."


( Sorry Hos, Randy still working on that heavenly light thing!!! )





A long, long time ago, a young lad ( Troy ) asks his father ( Mr. T ) how we acquire our names.

Mr. T replies "Well some people are named after what they do. Like the Iowa Farmer is a farmer, Catfish Hunter fishes for Cat Fish, Our Good boarder and resident handy man that pays his way, Plumbob is a plumber, and Maid Marion who owns Merry Maids, do I need to say more son?

Even I who they call Mr. T because you showed pictures of me doing your chores on the Tractor because you drive like you are on the water all over the place, thus the Mr. T .

Now you son, we all know you do many things around town for many people. It’s been noted and appreciated that you help the fishers like WV Mike put that Greenfrog on, Hunted with those 22 Old Bass Guys, and gave a hand to the guy that puts Stuco on the houses.

However, the congregation has decided by majority vote to give you your rightful well-earned title before they went to Dbed for the night.

It’s been documented that you get a little too drunk every night from WVMikes shine, and because you have strayed and shagged *ONE* sheep every single night, the towns folk now call you “ Pasture Troy “


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A little report on the blonde and the 710 knob.

A blonde-haired young Sport walked into an auto shop to ask a question.

Sport AKA Blonde, spoke up and said “I have a knob under the hood of my car that says 710 on it.

It only turns one way and when I turn it, nothing happens. Can you tell me what it does to mechanic Dozer Dave.

Dozer being a little Confused, says “show me.”

Blonde takes Dozer out to his souped-up Yugo with spinners and bull nads hanging from the bumper. Raised the hood, and points to the 710 knob.

Dozer held back for as long as he could and laughs, rolls his eyes and says :

“Sport, your “OIL” cap was put on upside down. Have a nice day!”

Sorry Sport the barrel had your name on it.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

And all this time, I thought it was paster Troy. Gonna have to watch what I’m typing

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

What can i say Slim. This report just may not be fake. The crew went out of their way to get me that intel early.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

And the one that said

SNART

??

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Let's not forget the lower unit washer

wiper fluid

And then the

over flow

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Don’t forget the muffler bearing Oz

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Lol hadn't heard that in a llloooonnnggg time

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Isn't the muffler belt held on by the muffler bearing?

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

You could be right Fly but I never had one apart

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Ok Slim the real news team is out let’s see what they report on later

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Well I must say that because of that Wonderful shine I am able to make it very well. However I spotted the news crew at the steel and we had a ball. I did figure out the way they report the news and send it back to Plum. Plum set up is in the tee pee where once he gets it he lights up his pipe and Ms Plum told me she thinks he’s smoking some funny stuff. More to report on that later. As for the sheep I know one thing Plum guards them tightly

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

No worries there because they are based in NC. Only real news from that area is real good fishing.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

" steel " Obviously you are sitting at that same location taking in the refreshment from the STILL.

I might guard my sheep tightly to keep the wolves away, but it appears i miss each evening from your shagging.

Mrs Plum still laughing by the way. Also hungry for some reason

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Slim Shadywas in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today." The first student raised her hand to volunteer. Kandy the teacher said. "You may go first." Kandy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny." The teacher said, "Very nice, Kandy, who wants to go next?" Eastern Oz stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie." "Very good," the teacher told Eastern Oz Pastor Troy was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..." Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again. Slim Shadyraised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on Slim Shady to go next. Slim said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Pastor Troy will never be able to spell "accountant." cause he might be drunk again

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

The spelling is correct when you got that spouting pour straight down