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Apr 27, 2022 21:28:42   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Pay attention son, look here, pay attention!!

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Apr 28, 2022 23:24:27   #
Bob Browning Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church late.

Because he couldn’t find his hearing aid.

As he was late and did not want to be noticed, he sat in the back, next to a teenager.

As pastor Troy began his preaching.

To have an example of what he was preaching, he asked,

“Everyone who has committed the sin of adultery, stand up.”

The old Plum was wondering why everybody went quiet suddenly and asked the teenager what did pastor Troy just said.

He answered that the pastor asked of people who wanted mints to stand up.

Our nice old Plum stood up, without a care in the world.

pastor Troy was outraged, he demanded to know why Plum had stood up.

To that, the old Plum responded,

“I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.”
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church l... (show quote)


That reminds me of something that happened recently. Pastor Plumb was starting his sermon with "Everything that happens in your life has been written about in the Bible". One of the women in the congregation raised her hand and said, "Pastor, that not true there is nothing about PMS in the bible". "Yes there is.", said Pastor Plumb. The woman said "Where is that?" Pastor Plumb said, "Let me find it." and started paging through his Bible. "Here it is, Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Bethlehem. "

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Apr 29, 2022 06:28:36   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Bob Browning wrote:
That reminds me of something that happened recently. Pastor Plumb was starting his sermon with "Everything that happens in your life has been written about in the Bible". One of the women in the congregation raised her hand and said, "Pastor, that not true there is nothing about PMS in the bible". "Yes there is.", said Pastor Plumb. The woman said "Where is that?" Pastor Plumb said, "Let me find it." and started paging through his Bible. "Here it is, Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Bethlehem. "
That reminds me of something that happened recentl... (show quote)


So that was you giggling in the back road Bob.

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Apr 29, 2022 08:27:19   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Still chuckling after that one!!...

On a serious note Plum.. we think nothing less of you... Bahahaha!!!!!

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Apr 29, 2022 09:42:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
plumbob wrote:
So that was you giggling in the back road Bob.


" row " darn spell checker

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Apr 29, 2022 09:43:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Still chuckling after that one!!...

On a serious note Plum.. we think nothing less of you... Bahahaha!!!!!


" we " You mean there is more than you Doug?

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Apr 29, 2022 10:02:57   #
Bob Browning Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin
 
plumbob wrote:
So that was you giggling in the back road Bob.


Always sit in the back. That way you can get out before the crowd gathers right at the exit and doesn't move.

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Apr 29, 2022 10:29:50   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Bob Browning wrote:
Always sit in the back. That way you can get out before the crowd gathers right at the exit and doesn't move.


Spot on there Bob. Small church in Bath NC was just like that. They had to stop and bend the preachers ear right there at the door.

I use the side door where i go now. Right next to my self appointed pew. Best not be anybody in it this week like he was last week.

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Apr 29, 2022 13:00:43   #
Bob Browning Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin
 
plumbob wrote:
Spot on there Bob. Small church in Bath NC was just like that. They had to stop and bend the preachers ear right there at the door.

I use the side door where i go now. Right next to my self appointed pew. Best not be anybody in it this week like he was last week.


Our Pastor would stand at the sanctuary door and there was no other way out. Even when they got past him, the people would gather right in front of the exit to talk and never thought of moving without being asked.. Best be first in line, especially on nice fishing days.

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May 16, 2022 11:43:08   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
LOL I know it’s coming. The Fake News crew just pulled in my driveway lol


LOL I been waiting BUT there is more very shortly

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