troyfrd1 wrote:
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church late.
Because he couldn’t find his hearing aid.
As he was late and did not want to be noticed, he sat in the back, next to a teenager.
As pastor Troy began his preaching.
To have an example of what he was preaching, he asked,
“Everyone who has committed the sin of adultery, stand up.”
The old Plum was wondering why everybody went quiet suddenly and asked the teenager what did pastor Troy just said.
He answered that the pastor asked of people who wanted mints to stand up.
Our nice old Plum stood up, without a care in the world.
pastor Troy was outraged, he demanded to know why Plum had stood up.
To that, the old Plum responded,
“I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.”
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That reminds me of something that happened recently. Pastor Plumb was starting his sermon with "Everything that happens in your life has been written about in the Bible". One of the women in the congregation raised her hand and said, "Pastor, that not true there is nothing about PMS in the bible". "Yes there is.", said Pastor Plumb. The woman said "Where is that?" Pastor Plumb said, "Let me find it." and started paging through his Bible. "Here it is, Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Bethlehem. "