Plum goes to Church
Apr 26, 2022 09:52:46 #
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church late.
Because he couldn’t find his hearing aid.
As he was late and did not want to be noticed, he sat in the back, next to a teenager.
As pastor Troy began his preaching.
To have an example of what he was preaching, he asked,
“Everyone who has committed the sin of adultery, stand up.”
The old Plum was wondering why everybody went quiet suddenly and asked the teenager what did pastor Troy just said.
He answered that the pastor asked of people who wanted mints to stand up.
Our nice old Plum stood up, without a care in the world.
pastor Troy was outraged, he demanded to know why Plum had stood up.
To that, the old Plum responded,
“I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.”
Because he couldn’t find his hearing aid.
As he was late and did not want to be noticed, he sat in the back, next to a teenager.
As pastor Troy began his preaching.
To have an example of what he was preaching, he asked,
“Everyone who has committed the sin of adultery, stand up.”
The old Plum was wondering why everybody went quiet suddenly and asked the teenager what did pastor Troy just said.
He answered that the pastor asked of people who wanted mints to stand up.
Our nice old Plum stood up, without a care in the world.
pastor Troy was outraged, he demanded to know why Plum had stood up.
To that, the old Plum responded,
“I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.”
Apr 26, 2022 10:00:43 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
troyfrd1 wrote:
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church l... (show quote)
Great one troyfrd1. 👍👍
Apr 26, 2022 10:06:05 #
EZ Fishing wrote:
Great one troyfrd1. 👍👍
LOL I know it’s coming. The Fake News crew just pulled in my driveway lol
Apr 26, 2022 10:31:01 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
LOL I know it’s coming. The Fake News crew just pulled in my driveway lol
That they did and emailed me the findings to make todays edition # 32 in about an hour. It takes time to get it correctly written when there is so much truth i have to cover up.
By the way who was that whippersnapper that told me to stand up? That little twerp is going to get an ear full if i can catch him.
Apr 26, 2022 10:45:20 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
"I may be old and toothless, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy sucking one from time to time.”
Made me snort!
Apr 26, 2022 10:50:15 #
Weekend Hooker wrote:
Made me snort!
Snort? Did you read FS fake news # 31 yesterday? Now that was a snorter about you.
Apr 26, 2022 11:00:48 #
plumbob wrote:
That they did and emailed me the findings to make todays edition # 32 in about an hour. It takes time to get it correctly written when there is so much truth i have to cover up.
By the way who was that whippersnapper that told me to stand up? That little twerp is going to get an ear full if i can catch him.
By the way who was that whippersnapper that told me to stand up? That little twerp is going to get an ear full if i can catch him.
I will not tell who it was but they might just live close to you. I will say they are part of Fake News lol
Apr 26, 2022 11:01:44 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
One thing that Plum doesn’t need is more reasons to pick but apparently nobody is learning so have at it Plum
Apr 26, 2022 11:29:13 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
I will not tell who it was but they might just live close to you. I will say they are part of Fake News lol
Ummmm close to where i live you say? Slim, Grzz, digger, bk, and Mikey comes to mind. All them are whippersnappers.
Apr 26, 2022 11:30:08 #
Slimshady wrote:
One thing that Plum doesn’t need is more reasons to pick but apparently nobody is learning so have at it Plum
Don't think this will get you a pass do you Slim?
Apr 26, 2022 11:43:49 #
He may have just been passing through, too! 🤷🏼♂️
Really glad I wasn’t drinking anything while reading that one Troy 👍🏻😂👍🏻
Really glad I wasn’t drinking anything while reading that one Troy 👍🏻😂👍🏻
Apr 26, 2022 13:54:13 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
plumbob wrote:
Don't think this will get you a pass do you Slim?
My philosophy has always been that if you’re picking on me,someone else is getting a free pass
Apr 26, 2022 14:27:07 #
Apr 27, 2022 15:59:56 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
One Sunday morning, an old Plum headed to church l... (show quote)
That is funny and so boarder line !!
Good one
Andy
Apr 27, 2022 20:15:24 #
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