F S fake news # 26
Apr 15, 2022 14:15:34 #
Three FS members got together on a North Carolina nude OBX beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three fishers were Flytier, WV Mike, and Graywulff had broken into a conversation among each other.
The topic eventually reached the men's professions, and why they were at the beach. EZfishing was a given but realized that something was not right. Although being a friend of J in Cleveland, they held back saying OJdidit when 2 of the 3 could not find their wallet.
"I'm a construction worker," from DC said Flytier. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win." Just got to watch my step, tripping is my specialty here of late.
"I'm an accountant," formerly from Dakota said WV Mike. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same." Not like that back at the heifer farm in West Virginia.
Ft & WV turned to the third, sad Wullfy. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said Wulffy. "My doctor sent me here."
Have a good vacation Wullfy, no need for pics from the OBX.
Two construction workers RJS and Jer are working on a street repaving project, when RJ turns to Jer and says,
“ I don’t want to work anymore, I will act crazy so the manager Jim Kay sends me home early”. Just sayin!!!!
RJ then proceeds to tie himself by the feet and swings around shouting,
“ Im a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!” Just Sayin I’m a lightbulb
Sure enough, the manager Jim tells RJS to just go home already.
Jer, seeing the success his friend RJ had, decided to start packing up his things. Threw his Hacksaw down as he Justoldjim making himself look like a real Outcast.
Jim Kay asks, “What are you doing? ( clean that up ) The work isn’t finished yet!” Where is your Spirit you had 27 minutes ago?
To which Jer responds,
“How am I supposed to see without a lightbulb dude?”
The three fishers were Flytier, WV Mike, and Graywulff had broken into a conversation among each other.
The topic eventually reached the men's professions, and why they were at the beach. EZfishing was a given but realized that something was not right. Although being a friend of J in Cleveland, they held back saying OJdidit when 2 of the 3 could not find their wallet.
"I'm a construction worker," from DC said Flytier. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win." Just got to watch my step, tripping is my specialty here of late.
"I'm an accountant," formerly from Dakota said WV Mike. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same." Not like that back at the heifer farm in West Virginia.
Ft & WV turned to the third, sad Wullfy. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said Wulffy. "My doctor sent me here."
Have a good vacation Wullfy, no need for pics from the OBX.
Two construction workers RJS and Jer are working on a street repaving project, when RJ turns to Jer and says,
“ I don’t want to work anymore, I will act crazy so the manager Jim Kay sends me home early”. Just sayin!!!!
RJ then proceeds to tie himself by the feet and swings around shouting,
“ Im a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!” Just Sayin I’m a lightbulb
Sure enough, the manager Jim tells RJS to just go home already.
Jer, seeing the success his friend RJ had, decided to start packing up his things. Threw his Hacksaw down as he Justoldjim making himself look like a real Outcast.
Jim Kay asks, “What are you doing? ( clean that up ) The work isn’t finished yet!” Where is your Spirit you had 27 minutes ago?
To which Jer responds,
“How am I supposed to see without a lightbulb dude?”
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Apr 15, 2022 16:15:10 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
plumbob wrote:
Three FS members got together on a North Carolina ... (show quote)
Good ones plumbob. You can't work if you can't see.
Apr 15, 2022 17:18:23 #
Apr 16, 2022 09:16:06 #
Apr 16, 2022 15:52:41 #
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
plumbob wrote:
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Ft & WV turned to the third, sad Wullfy. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said Wulffy. "My doctor sent me here."
Have a good vacation Wullfy, no need for pics from the OBX.
...
“How am I supposed to see without a lightbulb dude?”
...
Ft & WV turned to the third, sad Wullfy. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said Wulffy. "My doctor sent me here."
Have a good vacation Wullfy, no need for pics from the OBX.
...
“How am I supposed to see without a lightbulb dude?”
¿Should I be "worried about myself"?... (It's all starting to make "perfect sense" to ME!)
Apr 16, 2022 16:23:38 #
plumbob wrote:
Three FS members got together on a North Carolina ... (show quote)
The is smart you do need light to work ? !!
Thanks for the laughs 😃
Andy
Apr 16, 2022 16:27:40 #
Apr 16, 2022 17:57:43 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
plumbob wrote:
Three FS members got together on a North Carolina ... (show quote)
RJS and I went to get a few brews 🍺🍺🍺🍺
Apr 16, 2022 19:07:02 #
Jer wrote:
RJS and I went to get a few brews 🍺🍺🍺🍺
LOL Jer, I thought there was something the news crew forgot to tell me. Hope you made the crew pay.
Apr 17, 2022 07:28:03 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
plumbob wrote:
LOL Jer, I thought there was something the news crew forgot to tell me. Hope you made the crew pay.
Absolutely.🍺🍺
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