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Apr 6, 2022 11:50:27   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
I agree with Flyguy! One nice thing about being old, or older is that when you wake up in the morning, if you feel like it is going to be a bad day, you can just role over and go back to sleep! Just Sayin...RJS


I'm older and I don't have that option. It's called going to work even if I FEEL like it's going to be a bad day or I just don't feel like it.

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Apr 6, 2022 11:56:21   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
I'm older and I don't have that option. It's called going to work even if I FEEL like it's going to be a bad day or I just don't feel like it.
WORK continues to be a four letter word.

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Apr 6, 2022 11:58:22   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Graywulff wrote:
WORK continues to be a four letter word.


Unfortunately Gray, I will have to work until I'm physically or mentally unable. No other options.

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Apr 6, 2022 12:00:50   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Unfortunately Gray, I will have to work until I'm physically or mentally unable. No other options.

Or until I win the lottery……just sayin’

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Apr 6, 2022 12:09:29   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Graywulff wrote:
Or until I win the lottery……just sayin’


I guess I should buy a ticket occasionally if that's going to be my only retirement plan.

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Apr 6, 2022 12:22:40   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
I guess I should buy a ticket occasionally if that's going to be my only retirement plan.


I’ll keep trying my friend….

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Apr 6, 2022 12:56:59   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gun-shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
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All in favor of # 1 raise your

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Apr 6, 2022 14:30:06   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
plumbob wrote:
All in favor of # 1 raise your
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🐟on

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Apr 6, 2022 14:55:44   #
Here fishy fishy fishy Loc: Washington State
 
My grandpa always says....”Don’t grow old, It’s just a trick”

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Apr 6, 2022 19:21:10   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Regarding the lottery, in my personal opinion, the odds are the same whether you buy a ticket, or you do not buy a ticket~! Just Sayin...RJS

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Apr 6, 2022 20:12:15   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Regarding the lottery, in my personal opinion, the odds are the same whether you buy a ticket, or you do not buy a ticket~! Just Sayin...RJS


I think you are correct sir

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Apr 7, 2022 09:16:33   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Going to share this.

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Apr 7, 2022 14:08:55   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Everyone complains about politicians. Who votes them in,? If you vote these people in, who's to blame? If they are incompetent, criminals, people who vote put them there. Garbage in, garbage out.


Totally agree and if you did not use your right to vote you gave up your right to complain

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Apr 7, 2022 14:11:07   #
Scudrnr Loc: Hancock, Wisconsin
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gun-shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
Retired Person's Perspective br br 1. I'm not say... (show quote)


When I wake up in the morning I thank God for allowing me to enjoy another day.

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Apr 7, 2022 15:37:18   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
I'm older and I don't have that option. It's called going to work even if I FEEL like it's going to be a bad day or I just don't feel like it.


When I read the title, I thought this was going to be something from Fred.

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