BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gun-shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Amen to the last sentiment, waking up is good 😊

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Referring to number 4 BF, I figured it was because you were standing on an electric cord. All good ones

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones BF

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Really like the last three!!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

As near as I can tell your perspective is flawless….

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

😂😂

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Good ones BF,, #1 just like the old days !😁😂✌👍

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I kind'a favor #7.

EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah

Thanks BadFisherman I really enjoyed them. I'm thankful for each day that I wake up on the green side of the grass.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Everyone complains about politicians. Who votes them in,? If you vote these people in, who's to blame? If they are incompetent, criminals, people who vote put them there. Garbage in, garbage out.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

#1 totally agree #3&4 been there done that 🤫#9 totally agree 👍 closing statement darn right brother 👋👋

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

The saying doing the exact same thing over n over n over n expecting a different result comes to mind. Makes as much sense as thinking you can carry water in a bottomless bucket 🤨

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

They are all great, BF, thank you for sharing.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

I agree with Flyguy! One nice thing about being old, or older is that when you wake up in the morning, if you feel like it is going to be a bad day, you can just role over and go back to sleep! Just Sayin...RJS