How do you know you are at a redneck Louisiana wedding?

Fourchon says they are all sitting on the same side of the church.

( And I thought kissing cousins was a myth )





As many know I have asked the wrong question a few times in my 26 years married to the plumjuice.

The Juice told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.

"I hope you win" was not the correct response.

( Hello sofa ) !





Saw1 PM me a few minutes ago and asked that I send this message out that he bought a ticket to the world cup finals without realizing it’s also his wedding day!

His question is : Does anyone want to go in his place?

The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Susan.

( Between you and I, I think the Stripers are running )




Hunt22 went up to his wife this morning and said "I have a big problem”

Mrs H replied, "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer or poorer and all that, now what's this so-called big problem"?

Hunt said: "We've got your sister pregnant"

( Wonder what that 22 stands for. Ummmmm )





Jarhead was walking his dog across the neighbor’s lawn this morning when Spirit shouted at him :

"I hope you're gonna pick that crap up!"

Jar just pulled up his pants and ran.

Run Jar Run

Reporting from Hampstead NC news2 just breaking we are at the church and it seems they are all on one side. During our investigation we found one man name Plum sitting by himself due to he had filled his depends full and was to shame to get up so the others members had to move. It’s being reported that the pastor had to be rushed to the ER and 2 of the deacons died. We will continue to follow this report as more news comes in. Channel news 2 reporting. We got to get out of here there’s grains of corn on the floor we out

How do you know you are at a redneck Louisiana wedding?

Fourchon says they are all sitting on the same side of the church.

( And I thought kissing cousins was a myth )





As many know I have asked the wrong question a few times in my 26 years married to the plumjuice.

The Juice told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.

"I hope you win" was not the correct response.

( Hello sofa ) !





Saw1 PM me a few minutes ago and asked that I send this message out that he bought a ticket to the world cup finals without realizing it’s also his wedding day!

His question is : Does anyone want to go in his place?

The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Susan.

( Between you and I, I think the Stripers are running )




Hunt22 went up to his wife this morning and said "I have a big problem”

Mrs H replied, "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer or poorer and all that, now what's this so-called big problem"?

Hunt said: "We've got your sister pregnant"

( Wonder what that 22 stands for. Ummmmm )





Jarhead was walking his dog across the neighbor’s lawn this morning when Spirit shouted at him :

"I hope you're gonna pick that crap up!"

Jar just pulled up his pants and ran.

Run Jar Run