F S fake news # 19
Apr 5, 2022 11:42:58 #
How do you know you are at a redneck Louisiana wedding?
Fourchon says they are all sitting on the same side of the church.
( And I thought kissing cousins was a myth )
As many know I have asked the wrong question a few times in my 26 years married to the plumjuice.
The Juice told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.
"I hope you win" was not the correct response.
( Hello sofa ) !
Saw1 PM me a few minutes ago and asked that I send this message out that he bought a ticket to the world cup finals without realizing it’s also his wedding day!
His question is : Does anyone want to go in his place?
The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Susan.
( Between you and I, I think the Stripers are running )
Hunt22 went up to his wife this morning and said "I have a big problem”
Mrs H replied, "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer or poorer and all that, now what's this so-called big problem"?
Hunt said: "We've got your sister pregnant"
( Wonder what that 22 stands for. Ummmmm )
Jarhead was walking his dog across the neighbor’s lawn this morning when Spirit shouted at him :
"I hope you're gonna pick that crap up!"
Jar just pulled up his pants and ran.
Run Jar Run
Fourchon says they are all sitting on the same side of the church.
( And I thought kissing cousins was a myth )
As many know I have asked the wrong question a few times in my 26 years married to the plumjuice.
The Juice told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.
"I hope you win" was not the correct response.
( Hello sofa ) !
Saw1 PM me a few minutes ago and asked that I send this message out that he bought a ticket to the world cup finals without realizing it’s also his wedding day!
His question is : Does anyone want to go in his place?
The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Susan.
( Between you and I, I think the Stripers are running )
Hunt22 went up to his wife this morning and said "I have a big problem”
Mrs H replied, "Now look, you don't have a problem, we have a problem, remember our wedding day? for better for worse, for richer or poorer and all that, now what's this so-called big problem"?
Hunt said: "We've got your sister pregnant"
( Wonder what that 22 stands for. Ummmmm )
Jarhead was walking his dog across the neighbor’s lawn this morning when Spirit shouted at him :
"I hope you're gonna pick that crap up!"
Jar just pulled up his pants and ran.
Run Jar Run
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Apr 5, 2022 12:03:18 #
Slimshady wrote:
Watch out for the bus
This one leaves marks big time.
Apr 5, 2022 12:16:47 #
plumbob wrote:
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Run Jar Run 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank I definitely needed a laugh 🤣👍🏽👍🏽🎣🎣🎣🐟🐟🐠🐠🐋🐋🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Apr 5, 2022 12:28:36 #
plumbob wrote:
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Great laughs !! Plum you already saw how I run in the Senior Citizen clip ,,, took me 1/2 hour to get off Spirits Lawn !!!!😂🤣😃🐢🐢
Apr 5, 2022 13:13:05 #
Apr 5, 2022 13:19:11 #
Gordon wrote:
Good ones Plum.
Can't take all the credit Gordon, news crew does the digging and i just bleep out the real dirt they report on.
They are currently in Hampstead NC and Lawrence Kansas who knows what they will find on by tomorrow.
Apr 5, 2022 13:24:16 #
plumbob wrote:
Can't take all the credit Gordon, news crew does the digging and i just bleep out the real dirt they report on.
They are currently in Hampstead NC and Lawrence Kansas who knows what they will find on by tomorrow.
They are currently in Hampstead NC and Lawrence Kansas who knows what they will find on by tomorrow.
Them two City's sound familiar. A lot of dirt there. Keep it up.
Apr 5, 2022 13:26:40 #
Gordon wrote:
Them two City's sound familiar. A lot of dirt there. Keep it up.
Will do, i have time before Christmas to ask for forgiveness.
And for the other one, i have the key to the pearly gates.
Apr 5, 2022 13:29:15 #
plumbob wrote:
Will do, i have time before Christmas to ask for forgiveness.
And for the other one, i have the key to the pearly gates.
And for the other one, i have the key to the pearly gates.
I got one to. Heard the key is a gold fish hook.
Apr 5, 2022 13:33:14 #
Gordon wrote:
I got one to. Heard the key is a gold fish hook.
Shhhh, everyone will want want. We earned ours Gordon.
Apr 5, 2022 13:34:36 #
plumbob wrote:
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All good Plum but like the losing weight the best. Be something I would say
Apr 5, 2022 13:38:30 #
ranger632 wrote:
All good Plum but like the losing weight the best. Be something I would say
Only once.
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