troyfrd1 wrote:
An old man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking Plum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” “No, I stopped drinking years ago,” Plum said. “Will you use it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive so I can fish to eat “Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?” “Are you NUTS!? I haven’t played golf in 20 years!” The old man said, “Well, I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I’m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
Poor Plum was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.” The man replied: “That’s OK. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling and golf with the fishing looks like.”
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