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Apr 5, 2022 06:41:07   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum don’t lie you have been in your room with a bathroom. You were used to the out house. I will admit you used the out house at first and my wife couldn’t take she moved your facilities out until we got you cleaned out. We had to buy a new washer and dryer. So my wife being a nurse after we got you clean she suggested adult depends which you still used. Just be grateful we took you in. The undercover reason is to help us in the garden


Out House, now who is lying. You pointed towards a tree and said get out of the house. Those pine cones sure have left there mark.

Speaking of the garden, may i use the spaded shovel instead of the flat shovel to turn that acre over by sunset today? Please!!!!

Yes Gordon i am sure, the juice aimed me in the right direction.

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Apr 5, 2022 07:21:03   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Out House, now who is lying. You pointed towards a tree and said get out of the house. Those pine cones sure have left there mark.

Speaking of the garden, may i use the spaded shovel instead of the flat shovel to turn that acre over by sunset today? Please!!!!

Yes Gordon i am sure, the juice aimed me in the right direction.

Plum you know first thing this morning when I went in to check on you you had pulled your depends off cause you claim to have had an accident I had to help clean you up again today is Tuesday and it’s the 3rd time. I pointed at the tree because you needed to clean the mess up you already made there. I am trying to help you but you are so stubborn at times. I don’t have a problem when it’s time to eat it’s just getting you to learn you are not on the streets anymore. Now get in there so we can have breakfast together grits, eggs beacon pancakes coffee then the garden after all is finish I will take you fishing just be a good boy and do right before I put you in a home. You don’t need a shovel but you can drive the tractor

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Apr 5, 2022 07:39:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum you know first thing this morning when I went in to check on you you had pulled your depends off cause you claim to have had an accident I had to help clean you up again today is Tuesday and it’s the 3rd time. I pointed at the tree because you needed to clean the mess up you already made there. I am trying to help you but you are so stubborn at times. I don’t have a problem when it’s time to eat it’s just getting you to learn you are not on the streets anymore. Now get in there so we can have breakfast together grits, eggs beacon pancakes coffee then the garden after all is finish I will take you fishing just be a good boy and do right before I put you in a home. You don’t need a shovel but you can drive the tractor
Plum you know first thing this morning when I went... (show quote)


I think you may want to contact ghaynes care taker facility. I hear he provides the ( depends ) daily instead of this 1 a week that i sometimes think you just hose off. Thus the stubbornness.

On a happy note i really appreciate the 1 grit, the lick of the egg shell and the pancake that fell on the floor. You know what you can do with the coffee, i have pleaded for milk from day 1.

In regards to the tractor are you going to tell me where you hid the wheels or do i have to hook up the mule to the front again?

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Apr 5, 2022 07:49:46   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
The tractor is here hooked up ready to go. Don’t make it seem like I don’t treat you better than you ever had. I gave you milk all you can drink and the pancakes fell on the floor because you were shaking so bad from recovery of drugs and liquor. I found the moonshine under your bed. Plum be more grateful please I give you all you want or need. I even let you keep that little social security check. If you want to go back in the streets it’s ok but don’t come back when winter hits



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Apr 5, 2022 08:34:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
The tractor is here hooked up ready to go. Don’t make it seem like I don’t treat you better than you ever had. I gave you milk all you can drink and the pancakes fell on the floor because you were shaking so bad from recovery of drugs and liquor. I found the moonshine under your bed. Plum be more grateful please I give you all you want or need. I even let you keep that little social security check. If you want to go back in the streets it’s ok but don’t come back when winter hits


Troy, you know i kicked the drug habit because you stopped writing the prescription at the local Mayberry pharmacy.

As for the liquor that is a on going battle i will give you that. It would facilitate my effort if you would re locate the still that i can find you at any time of the day.

Grateful i am to be welcomed in to your lovely home. Thank God your bride keeps it so habitable. I've seen your laundry hanging out on the line.

I am headed out now to the ENT doc to have the cotton removed from my ears so i could get some sleep at night.

You do know how to party that is for sure. So if rumor comes back that i have been seen on the corner with my thumb out just going to the docs. " I'll be back "

Oh by the way, i see you hid the tractor seat. AGAIN !!!

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Apr 5, 2022 08:47:54   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Troy, you know i kicked the drug habit because you stopped writing the prescription at the local Mayberry pharmacy.

As for the liquor that is a on going battle i will give you that. It would facilitate my effort if you would re locate the still that i can find you at any time of the day.

Grateful i am to be welcomed in to your lovely home. Thank God your bride keeps it so habitable. I've seen your laundry hanging out on the line.

I am headed out now to the ENT doc to have the cotton removed from my ears so i could get some sleep at night.

You do know how to party that is for sure. So if rumor comes back that i have been seen on the corner with my thumb out just going to the docs. " I'll be back "

Oh by the way, i see you hid the tractor seat. AGAIN !!!
Troy, you know i kicked the drug habit because you... (show quote)

Look at it I keep the seat inside so it doesn’t walk away those are very hard to come by. Some people don’t care they just take your stuff. As for the steel I have to have a drink now and then to put up with you. You really got it made now. Oh you need to pay me back for the wooden teeth and the cost of healthy living total is 6500.00 but I will let you off for your kind words of encouragement and work in the garden

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Apr 5, 2022 08:48:47   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An old man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking Plum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” “No, I stopped drinking years ago,” Plum said. “Will you use it to gamble?”

“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive so I can fish to eat “Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?” “Are you NUTS!? I haven’t played golf in 20 years!” The old man said, “Well, I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I’m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

Poor Plum was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.” The man replied: “That’s OK. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling and golf with the fishing looks like.”
An old man was walking in the city, when he was ac... (show quote)



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Apr 5, 2022 11:33:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Look at it I keep the seat inside so it doesn’t walk away those are very hard to come by. Some people don’t care they just take your stuff. As for the steel I have to have a drink now and then to put up with you. You really got it made now. Oh you need to pay me back for the wooden teeth and the cost of healthy living total is 6500.00 but I will let you off for your kind words of encouragement and work in the garden


You might fool some of these folks with that seat comment, you know darn well i am on to you.

As for the wooden teeth, they are not so bad. I take them out nightly place them in your coffee mug and let them soak in Listerine.

By the way those kind words you receive are priceless, the garden work comes with a invoice at the end of summer far to exceed the mentioned $ 6,500.00

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Apr 5, 2022 11:54:53   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
You might fool some of these folks with that seat comment, you know darn well i am on to you.

As for the wooden teeth, they are not so bad. I take them out nightly place them in your coffee mug and let them soak in Listerine.

By the way those kind words you receive are priceless, the garden work comes with a invoice at the end of summer far to exceed the mentioned $ 6,500.00

Ok you can have what’s left after I finish paying for you new teeth which you have an appointment tomorrow morning so they can screw them in. I am trying hard to take care of you and get your reputation back so you can take pastor ship back

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Apr 5, 2022 12:02:26   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Ok you can have what’s left after I finish paying for you new teeth which you have an appointment tomorrow morning so they can screw them in. I am trying hard to take care of you and get your reputation back so you can take pastor ship back


Being i am still the guard at the gate the pastor ship is all yours. I've reached a higher calling, just remember that when you come see me up there.

Doc. Tightjaw called and said to tell you your check bounced. No screwing for awhile.

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Apr 5, 2022 12:10:56   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Being i am still the guard at the gate the pastor ship is all yours. I've reached a higher calling, just remember that when you come see me up there.

Doc. Tightjaw called and said to tell you your check bounced. No screwing for awhile.

It’s not him I know the check didn’t bounce I have control of your account whoever that woman coming by the house looking for you about child support I gave her your number and she will call shortly

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Apr 5, 2022 13:11:14   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Poor Plum, are you going to support his habit. Who is going to pay for all those depends?

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Apr 5, 2022 13:12:28   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
It’s not him I know the check didn’t bounce I have control of your account whoever that woman coming by the house looking for you about child support I gave her your number and she will call shortly


His her name Norton, McCafee, Amazon, or Paypal. That ( B ) wont leave me alone. I gave her a few of bb's IOU's.

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Apr 5, 2022 13:13:50   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
Poor Plum, are you going to support his habit. Who is going to pay for all those depends?


Sure wont be Pastor Troy, he uses the collections on things i can't mention here.

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Apr 5, 2022 13:14:34   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Can’t tell she’s coming to dinner

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