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Mar 31, 2022 15:11:02   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Is that my bottom you see? Guess I better pull my pants back up. 🤪


Now you got me to start looking for butt crack jokes.

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Mar 31, 2022 15:16:58   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
plumbob wrote:
Now you got me to start looking for butt crack jokes.


We have one as our president. It’s a start.

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Mar 31, 2022 16:20:23   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Ahhh PB your a funny man! Those were great.

And now the thread turns and may be attic bound, Still, Good stuff

Carry On.



BD

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Mar 31, 2022 18:13:46   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Just trying to help my old buddy out.

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Mar 31, 2022 18:38:45   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Three plastic surgeons were playing a round of golf and discussing their greatest achievements. The first described a gentle man who had lost seven fingers in a woodshed accident. "I re-attached the fingers, and just this past month he performed a piano recital for the Queen of England."
The second told of a woman who had lost an arm and both of her legs, he had worked on her and restored her limbs to the point of her winning olympic silver in the pentathlon at the past Games.
You guys are amateurs, says the third. Little town in upstate New York had a local rodeo. One of the clowns jumped on a horse and challenged the bull that was threatening to gore the cowboy who had tried to ride him. The bull went after those two and by the time he got done, all that was left for me was a orange wig and a horse's a$$. My friends, that gentleman now owns and resides in Mar-a-lago.

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Mar 31, 2022 18:39:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Huntm22 wrote:
We have one as our president. It’s a start.


Be careful of the ( P ) word Hunt. That is attic material.

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Mar 31, 2022 18:41:07   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Yeah, ya see what ya might start?

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Mar 31, 2022 18:41:32   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fredfish wrote:
Just trying to help my old buddy out.


That's what friends do Fred

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Mar 31, 2022 21:11:23   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
plumbob wrote:
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing trip were being driven by a non local resident one hot sticky Texas morning.

Just your average run of the mill engineer, electrician, plumber and an IT guy.

The Uber driver from Louisiana ( Fourchon ), suddenly stops the car after running over what he thought to be a BadFisherman.

All but Fourchon exit the camouflaged painted Prius with spinners, proceeded upon much consultation and concluded that:

The engineer RJS suggest to check the belts, fluids etc...

The electrician Cam T suggest to check the battery and alternator...

The plumber Hacksaw suggest to check the fuel level, pump and filter...

Last guy of the Texas crew, the IT guy Blackdog, says lets get out, lock the doors, unlock and it should work fine again.





Not to long ago Jarhead and Jeremy posted their fishing excursion pic here on the stage.

What they left out was.

Fishing wasn’t going as planned and hadn’t caught anything all day.

While walking back to their mini van, another fisherman known as Catfish Hunter went by them with a huge load of fish nearly falling from his creel.

They ask him "excuse me sir, but where did you get all those fish?"

Catfish replies, "If you just go down the steam until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."

Jar and Jeremy thank him and go on their way. Within 15 minutes later, Jar says to Jeremy "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."

Jeremy dips the bucket in the stream and takes a sip.

"Nope, still salty."

30 minutes later, Jar asks Jeremy to check again.

"Nope, still salty."

One hour later they check again.

"Nope. Still salty."

"This isn't good," Jar and Jeremy agree upon the conclusion and finally say to one another.

"We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"

"I know," says Jeremy. "And the bucket is almost empty!"





Kerry posted the other day about his diesel truck problem and it went something like this.

Kerry left home for work last week and after less than a mile my truck stalled and wouldn't start, click click that was it.

Un happy to say the least I walked back to my home to find my Weekend Hooker in dbed with our old neighbor Fredfish.

Fred proclaims that the affair had been going on for two years. And April 1st was his retirement date and was just going out with a bang.

However Fred being wise in his older years now, promptly vacated before becoming a statistic..

Besides he didn't want Kerry calling on Will Smith to do his light work.

So Kerry came upon the stage expressing his problem and seeking the guidance and wisdom and went on to say:

Fred Would you please hit the quote reply and help me. I'm desperate and don’t know what to do about this situation!

Within minutes and just one reply from another concern FS user it read, Dear Kerry:

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps, Take care Love you man, Fred.
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing tri... (show quote)


More funny stuff Plum. Keep up the good work👍

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Apr 1, 2022 09:17:37   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Thanks those are pretty good

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Apr 1, 2022 17:02:18   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
plumbob wrote:
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing trip were being driven by a non local resident one hot sticky Texas morning.

Just your average run of the mill engineer, electrician, plumber and an IT guy.

The Uber driver from Louisiana ( Fourchon ), suddenly stops the car after running over what he thought to be a BadFisherman.

All but Fourchon exit the camouflaged painted Prius with spinners, proceeded upon much consultation and concluded that:

The engineer RJS suggest to check the belts, fluids etc...

The electrician Cam T suggest to check the battery and alternator...

The plumber Hacksaw suggest to check the fuel level, pump and filter...

Last guy of the Texas crew, the IT guy Blackdog, says lets get out, lock the doors, unlock and it should work fine again.





Not to long ago Jarhead and Jeremy posted their fishing excursion pic here on the stage.

What they left out was.

Fishing wasn’t going as planned and hadn’t caught anything all day.

While walking back to their mini van, another fisherman known as Catfish Hunter went by them with a huge load of fish nearly falling from his creel.

They ask him "excuse me sir, but where did you get all those fish?"

Catfish replies, "If you just go down the steam until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."

Jar and Jeremy thank him and go on their way. Within 15 minutes later, Jar says to Jeremy "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."

Jeremy dips the bucket in the stream and takes a sip.

"Nope, still salty."

30 minutes later, Jar asks Jeremy to check again.

"Nope, still salty."

One hour later they check again.

"Nope. Still salty."

"This isn't good," Jar and Jeremy agree upon the conclusion and finally say to one another.

"We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"

"I know," says Jeremy. "And the bucket is almost empty!"





Kerry posted the other day about his diesel truck problem and it went something like this.

Kerry left home for work last week and after less than a mile my truck stalled and wouldn't start, click click that was it.

Un happy to say the least I walked back to my home to find my Weekend Hooker in dbed with our old neighbor Fredfish.

Fred proclaims that the affair had been going on for two years. And April 1st was his retirement date and was just going out with a bang.

However Fred being wise in his older years now, promptly vacated before becoming a statistic..

Besides he didn't want Kerry calling on Will Smith to do his light work.

So Kerry came upon the stage expressing his problem and seeking the guidance and wisdom and went on to say:

Fred Would you please hit the quote reply and help me. I'm desperate and don’t know what to do about this situation!

Within minutes and just one reply from another concern FS user it read, Dear Kerry:

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps, Take care Love you man, Fred.
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing tri... (show quote)


ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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