F S fake news # 16
Mar 31, 2022 10:32:07 #
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing trip were being driven by a non local resident one hot sticky Texas morning.
Just your average run of the mill engineer, electrician, plumber and an IT guy.
The Uber driver from Louisiana ( Fourchon ), suddenly stops the car after running over what he thought to be a BadFisherman.
All but Fourchon exit the camouflaged painted Prius with spinners, proceeded upon much consultation and concluded that:
The engineer RJS suggest to check the belts, fluids etc...
The electrician Cam T suggest to check the battery and alternator...
The plumber Hacksaw suggest to check the fuel level, pump and filter...
Last guy of the Texas crew, the IT guy Blackdog, says lets get out, lock the doors, unlock and it should work fine again.
Not to long ago Jarhead and Jeremy posted their fishing excursion pic here on the stage.
What they left out was.
Fishing wasn’t going as planned and hadn’t caught anything all day.
While walking back to their mini van, another fisherman known as Catfish Hunter went by them with a huge load of fish nearly falling from his creel.
They ask him "excuse me sir, but where did you get all those fish?"
Catfish replies, "If you just go down the steam until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
Jar and Jeremy thank him and go on their way. Within 15 minutes later, Jar says to Jeremy "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
Jeremy dips the bucket in the stream and takes a sip.
"Nope, still salty."
30 minutes later, Jar asks Jeremy to check again.
"Nope, still salty."
One hour later they check again.
"Nope. Still salty."
"This isn't good," Jar and Jeremy agree upon the conclusion and finally say to one another.
"We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"
"I know," says Jeremy. "And the bucket is almost empty!"
Kerry posted the other day about his diesel truck problem and it went something like this.
Kerry left home for work last week and after less than a mile my truck stalled and wouldn't start, click click that was it.
Un happy to say the least I walked back to my home to find my Weekend Hooker in dbed with our old neighbor Fredfish.
Fred proclaims that the affair had been going on for two years. And April 1st was his retirement date and was just going out with a bang.
However Fred being wise in his older years now, promptly vacated before becoming a statistic..
Besides he didn't want Kerry calling on Will Smith to do his light work.
So Kerry came upon the stage expressing his problem and seeking the guidance and wisdom and went on to say:
Fred Would you please hit the quote reply and help me. I'm desperate and don’t know what to do about this situation!
Within minutes and just one reply from another concern FS user it read, Dear Kerry:
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps, Take care Love you man, Fred.
Just your average run of the mill engineer, electrician, plumber and an IT guy.
The Uber driver from Louisiana ( Fourchon ), suddenly stops the car after running over what he thought to be a BadFisherman.
All but Fourchon exit the camouflaged painted Prius with spinners, proceeded upon much consultation and concluded that:
The engineer RJS suggest to check the belts, fluids etc...
The electrician Cam T suggest to check the battery and alternator...
The plumber Hacksaw suggest to check the fuel level, pump and filter...
Last guy of the Texas crew, the IT guy Blackdog, says lets get out, lock the doors, unlock and it should work fine again.
Not to long ago Jarhead and Jeremy posted their fishing excursion pic here on the stage.
What they left out was.
Fishing wasn’t going as planned and hadn’t caught anything all day.
While walking back to their mini van, another fisherman known as Catfish Hunter went by them with a huge load of fish nearly falling from his creel.
They ask him "excuse me sir, but where did you get all those fish?"
Catfish replies, "If you just go down the steam until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
Jar and Jeremy thank him and go on their way. Within 15 minutes later, Jar says to Jeremy "fill the bucket up with water and see if the water is salty."
Jeremy dips the bucket in the stream and takes a sip.
"Nope, still salty."
30 minutes later, Jar asks Jeremy to check again.
"Nope, still salty."
One hour later they check again.
"Nope. Still salty."
"This isn't good," Jar and Jeremy agree upon the conclusion and finally say to one another.
"We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is still salty!"
"I know," says Jeremy. "And the bucket is almost empty!"
Kerry posted the other day about his diesel truck problem and it went something like this.
Kerry left home for work last week and after less than a mile my truck stalled and wouldn't start, click click that was it.
Un happy to say the least I walked back to my home to find my Weekend Hooker in dbed with our old neighbor Fredfish.
Fred proclaims that the affair had been going on for two years. And April 1st was his retirement date and was just going out with a bang.
However Fred being wise in his older years now, promptly vacated before becoming a statistic..
Besides he didn't want Kerry calling on Will Smith to do his light work.
So Kerry came upon the stage expressing his problem and seeking the guidance and wisdom and went on to say:
Fred Would you please hit the quote reply and help me. I'm desperate and don’t know what to do about this situation!
Within minutes and just one reply from another concern FS user it read, Dear Kerry:
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps, Take care Love you man, Fred.
Mar 31, 2022 10:38:38 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
plumbob wrote:
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing tri... (show quote)
Good ones plumbob thanks.
Mar 31, 2022 11:18:22 #
EZ Fishing wrote:
Good ones plumbob thanks.
How long did this one keep you awake dreaming up Plum?😝😝
Mar 31, 2022 11:31:05 #
plumbob wrote:
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing tri... (show quote)
You are still on a roll, plum, thank you.
Mar 31, 2022 11:32:41 #
Mar 31, 2022 11:34:29 #
plumbob wrote:
Four Texans out for a little M & G fishing tri... (show quote)
Camouflaged Prius with spinners. I would ask them to run over me. 😁
Mar 31, 2022 11:43:52 #
Mar 31, 2022 11:43:53 #
Huntm22 wrote:
How long did this one keep you awake dreaming up Plum?😝😝
All depends Hunt, on who 's turn it is in the barrel.
Mar 31, 2022 11:44:26 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Camouflaged Prius with spinners. I would ask them to run over me. 😁
And now you know why i kept you in the car.
Mar 31, 2022 11:45:21 #
OJdidit wrote:
I almost lost it on the second one 😂
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
Yea OJ waiting on the results to hit the fan on that one.
Mar 31, 2022 11:50:43 #
plumbob wrote:
All depends Hunt, on who 's turn it is in the barrel.
I B Good now - I B Quiet! Don’t beat me MASTER BOB.
Mar 31, 2022 11:56:54 #
Mar 31, 2022 12:50:29 #
Mar 31, 2022 14:58:24 #
Huntm22 wrote:
I B Good now - I B Quiet! Don’t beat me MASTER BOB.
You had a turn in the barrel Hunt, however i can see bottom.
Mar 31, 2022 15:08:50 #
plumbob wrote:
You had a turn in the barrel Hunt, however i can see bottom.
Is that my bottom you see? Guess I better pull my pants back up. 🤪
I was just conversing with the president and telling his what he can do next - (kiss my bottom!)
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