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Feb 4, 2022 06:58:31   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍

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Feb 4, 2022 07:04:25   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
HenryG wrote:
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍
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👍👍👍🦈🦈🦈👍👍👍

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Feb 4, 2022 07:05:52   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
HenryG wrote:
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍
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A good one, Henry, thanks for sharing.

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Feb 4, 2022 07:22:54   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
HenryG wrote:
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍
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Good one Henry, Danger will love this.

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Feb 4, 2022 07:30:06   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
HenryG wrote:
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍
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Henry in a way i sure hope i never have to think of that if i am in that situation. Then again at least i will leave this world laughing.

Thanks for the morning grin.

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Feb 4, 2022 07:30:13   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one Henry!

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Feb 4, 2022 07:41:53   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That’s a classic

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Feb 4, 2022 08:11:25   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Now that was a real good funny

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Feb 4, 2022 08:44:44   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
HenryG wrote:
... son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍


¿Anybody REthinking ordering those "Oysters On the 1/2-Shell"...? In any case... ¡Good one, HenryG!

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Feb 4, 2022 11:20:35   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Bad Bad Bad! Loved it though! LOL

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Feb 4, 2022 11:30:32   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
HenryG wrote:
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when they came apon a capsized boat with a man frantically trying to keep from drowning and the son says to his dad hey dad can we eat that human I've never eaten one dad huh can we can we dad the father says ok but you got to do like I do so the dad starts to swim toward the man with the excited youngster following the dad makes a large circle around the man and the kid follows then the dad makes another circle and another and then another each time getting closer the he finally says to the son ok now go get him so the kid frantically attacks and eats the human the father says well what do you think the kid says dad that was the best thing I've ever ate but dad why did we keep going around in circles why didn't we just swim up and eat him the father says son they taste a whole lot better without all that piss and crap in them 😀👍
A fathershark and his son were out swimming when t... (show quote)


Very oldie but very goodie!! One of my favs!

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Feb 4, 2022 16:43:42   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Thanks Admin for putting my joke up for a couple hours🇺🇸👍

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Feb 4, 2022 18:56:35   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
surprised it lasted that long even without the "s " lol

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Feb 4, 2022 19:24:58   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
kandydisbar wrote:
surprised it lasted that long even without the "s " lol


Me too

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Feb 5, 2022 10:52:46   #
bucky buckner Loc: murrells inlet SC
 
Able Man wrote:
¿Anybody REthinking ordering those "Oysters On the 1/2-Shell"...? In any case... ¡Good one, HenryG!


No way, You can't scare me away from eating Oysters or Clams





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