THINK QUICK.....
(I may get Timeout for this one but you guys are worth it!)
Think Quick !
Here's what a quick witted Aussie Flight Attendant had to say:
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up
the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Businessman: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Businessman: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣
Grizzly 17 wrote:
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣
YEP,
I'm debating on sending you a picture of my new fishing partner.
Admin is currently holding my last sent "Funny"
I probably should be putting these in the attic.
BD
Grizzly 17 wrote:
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣
Hey Grizz is this what you are talking about.....
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or 8 months, at driving a 6-wheeler, Mercedes Box Truck (ya know, the ones with "Dealie-Boppers"...)
Then, after nearly a year at driving one of those Volvo 6-wheelers, the company "broke down" and leased a brand-spankin'-new Mercedes (again,,, with the "Dealie-Boppers")... It's my understanding, that the wee truck was roughly a 1/4 of a million dollar vehicle!
Just sayin'... And, the sad part IS: At THIS "stage of the game"; (IF I had "an extra 1/4 million dollars laying around) = I'd be "arguing with myself; over wether to buy the stewardess... Or the TRUCK!!!
I'll change her oil for free.
Which airlines is she on? Sure as hell ain’t Southwest…😜🐟on
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
DozerDave wrote:
Which airlines is she on? Sure as hell ain’t Southwest…😜🐟on
Almost looks like she's standing in front of "What's-his-name's" Crop-Duster; down in Hooterville... ¿You remember the crop duster pilot, on "Petticoat Junction"?... Yah, I'd say Hooterville, ...
Can’t say much that wouldn’t get me in trouble…🤫
Able Man wrote:
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or 8 months, at driving a 6-wheeler, Mercedes Box Truck (ya know, the ones with "Dealie-Boppers"...)
Then, after nearly a year at driving one of those Volvo 6-wheelers, the company "broke down" and leased a brand-spankin'-new Mercedes (again,,, with the "Dealie-Boppers")... It's my understanding, that the wee truck was roughly a 1/4 of a million dollar vehicle!
Just sayin'... And, the sad part IS: At THIS "stage of the game"; (IF I had "an extra 1/4 million dollars laying around) = I'd be "arguing with myself; over wether to buy the stewardess... Or the TRUCK!!!
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or ... (
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Is a dealie bopper the Lady in blue dress?
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Jeremy wrote:
Is a dealie bopper the Lady in blue dress?
Naw, Man!! ¿Don't you remember those "bug-antennae"; that people would put on their heads, in the late 70's, &/or early 80's?... They had little "styrofoam balls" on the tips of 'em??? = ¡Dealie-Boppers!
Blackdog wrote:
YEP,
I'm debating on sending you a picture of my new fishing partner.
Admin is currently holding my last sent "Funny"
I probably should be putting these in the attic.
BD
Lol. Humor is like beauty. It's in the eye of the beholder. Personally I'd rather have a truck than a Mercedes. Cheaper n less maintenance. 😉😉. Plus it will take me places a Mercedes won't go 👍👍
Blackdog wrote:
Hey Grizz is this what you are talking about.....
Yeah that will work Blackdog. 🎣🎣
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