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Dec 10, 2021 22:33:42   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
(I may get Timeout for this one but you guys are worth it!)





Think Quick !



Here's what a quick witted Aussie Flight Attendant had to say:


A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up

the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"


Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"


Businessman: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"


Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"


Businessman: "How close?"


Flight Attendant: "Same price".



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Dec 10, 2021 22:44:50   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Maybe we could chip in?

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Dec 10, 2021 23:04:55   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣

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Dec 10, 2021 23:50:28   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣


YEP,

I'm debating on sending you a picture of my new fishing partner.
Admin is currently holding my last sent "Funny"

I probably should be putting these in the attic.



BD

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Dec 10, 2021 23:57:53   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
As long as she has a god sense of humor n she likes fishing 🎣


Hey Grizz is this what you are talking about.....



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Dec 11, 2021 00:07:09   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Blackdog wrote:
Hey Grizz is this what you are talking about.....


You bet your boat lol

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Dec 11, 2021 00:41:14   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or 8 months, at driving a 6-wheeler, Mercedes Box Truck (ya know, the ones with "Dealie-Boppers"...)
Then, after nearly a year at driving one of those Volvo 6-wheelers, the company "broke down" and leased a brand-spankin'-new Mercedes (again,,, with the "Dealie-Boppers")... It's my understanding, that the wee truck was roughly a 1/4 of a million dollar vehicle!
Just sayin'... And, the sad part IS: At THIS "stage of the game"; (IF I had "an extra 1/4 million dollars laying around) = I'd be "arguing with myself; over wether to buy the stewardess... Or the TRUCK!!!

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Dec 11, 2021 00:45:45   #
dec341
 
I'll change her oil for free.

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Dec 11, 2021 01:37:19   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Which airlines is she on? Sure as hell ain’t Southwest…😜🐟on

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Dec 11, 2021 02:04:34   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
DozerDave wrote:
Which airlines is she on? Sure as hell ain’t Southwest…😜🐟on


Almost looks like she's standing in front of "What's-his-name's" Crop-Duster; down in Hooterville... ¿You remember the crop duster pilot, on "Petticoat Junction"?... Yah, I'd say Hooterville, ...

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Dec 11, 2021 02:04:56   #
Shutupandfish Loc: Transplanted roots back to Wyoming
 
Can’t say much that wouldn’t get me in trouble…🤫

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Dec 11, 2021 03:37:37   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Able Man wrote:
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or 8 months, at driving a 6-wheeler, Mercedes Box Truck (ya know, the ones with "Dealie-Boppers"...)
Then, after nearly a year at driving one of those Volvo 6-wheelers, the company "broke down" and leased a brand-spankin'-new Mercedes (again,,, with the "Dealie-Boppers")... It's my understanding, that the wee truck was roughly a 1/4 of a million dollar vehicle!
Just sayin'... And, the sad part IS: At THIS "stage of the game"; (IF I had "an extra 1/4 million dollars laying around) = I'd be "arguing with myself; over wether to buy the stewardess... Or the TRUCK!!!
About 35 years ago; I'd spent right about at 6 or ... (show quote)


Is a dealie bopper the Lady in blue dress?

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Dec 11, 2021 03:41:55   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Jeremy wrote:
Is a dealie bopper the Lady in blue dress?


Naw, Man!! ¿Don't you remember those "bug-antennae"; that people would put on their heads, in the late 70's, &/or early 80's?... They had little "styrofoam balls" on the tips of 'em??? = ¡Dealie-Boppers!

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Dec 11, 2021 05:55:23   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Blackdog wrote:
YEP,

I'm debating on sending you a picture of my new fishing partner.
Admin is currently holding my last sent "Funny"

I probably should be putting these in the attic.



BD


Lol. Humor is like beauty. It's in the eye of the beholder. Personally I'd rather have a truck than a Mercedes. Cheaper n less maintenance. 😉😉. Plus it will take me places a Mercedes won't go 👍👍

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Dec 11, 2021 05:56:52   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Blackdog wrote:
Hey Grizz is this what you are talking about.....


Yeah that will work Blackdog. 🎣🎣

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