Important!!!!!
Nov 3, 2021 16:05:50 #
There is a VERY important lesson here..
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that.
It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinkin', fishin' and huntin'."
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that.
It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinkin', fishin' and huntin'."
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badbobby wrote:
There is a VERY important lesson here.. br br I w... (show quote)
Makes sense 2 me. No groaning here.
Nov 3, 2021 16:50:47 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
three outta how many? 100?
Oh no, five at max.
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Nov 3, 2021 18:22:11 #
Jwid
Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
badbobby wrote:
There is a VERY important lesson here.. br br I w... (show quote)
Nov 3, 2021 18:25:23 #
Jwid
Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
I am laughing and reading it to Kathy.
I liked it. Omygosh without any without any emotion from her.
Thx
I liked it. Omygosh without any without any emotion from her.
Thx
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