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DID NOAH FISH?
Oct 14, 2021 10:35:27   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'

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Oct 14, 2021 12:27:58   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Smart kid

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Oct 14, 2021 13:37:04   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'


Must have been awfully small worms. Either that or no knife.

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Oct 14, 2021 18:32:27   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
EasternOZ wrote:
A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'


aw come on he had birds and furry animals on board, bet he was a fly fisherman

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Oct 14, 2021 20:25:15   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
DC wrote:
aw come on he had birds and furry animals on board, bet he was a fly fisherman


Or birds, after all he did have a couple cormorants.

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Oct 14, 2021 21:04:13   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
wait could flyguy have been Noah in his earlier days as a fly fisherman? after all if he didn't drown he must have been on the boat. That would explain why he was able to catch all those hundreds of fish, not much competition when he was fishing.

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Oct 14, 2021 21:25:37   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
DC wrote:
wait could flyguy have been Noah in his earlier days as a fly fisherman? after all if he didn't drown he must have been on the boat. That would explain why he was able to catch all those hundreds of fish, not much competition when he was fishing.



If so he probably doesn't remember that has been a few days

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Oct 15, 2021 08:34:03   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Maybe he built himself a drift net.

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