Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... 😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
and all just because of a stupid police officer...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Funny made me laugh

OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA

Now that is the best one yet!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

We might all chip in a few pennies, how much is your bail???

Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh

My wife found this on Facebook. She said "here look at this I think you'll enjoy this one".

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good one Lock

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Sure hope he is not related to the judge.

Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh

🤣🤣😂😂

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I have two cents for your bail, Lock, it was worth every penny.

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

😂😂

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Wheatbacks??

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Good one.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Thanks for the laugh, Lockman54!!

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

👍🏻😂👍🏻

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Judge got blood stains on his hands. The night the lights went out in Georgia.