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Aug 13, 2021 20:26:49   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
badbobby wrote:
I know Yank
but these today were on my list
and I had to postem


Did the devil make you do it?

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Aug 14, 2021 01:04:40   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
I thought I had the corner on groaners??

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Aug 14, 2021 06:25:19   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn... (show quote)
And they thought my pirate joke was bad......GROOOAAAAANN! 👍👍😂

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Aug 14, 2021 09:57:13   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn... (show quote)


Woof!

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Aug 14, 2021 10:04:09   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Sir I won't ggrroaann,, but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yikes!!

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Aug 14, 2021 10:58:23   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
You’re welcome. Let me know if I can help you again. It’s nice under the bus this time of day isn’t it?

shady anyhow

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Aug 14, 2021 11:01:14   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
You’re welcome. Let me know if I can help you again. It’s nice under the bus this time of day isn’t it?


it's shady anyhow

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Aug 14, 2021 15:04:16   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
I got a chuckle out of it

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Aug 14, 2021 15:15:25   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Sir I won't ggrroaann,, but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yikes!!


careful Jarhead
you are still under consideration to drive the bus
but there are other possibilities
doncha know??

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Aug 14, 2021 15:17:05   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
And they thought my pirate joke was bad......GROOOAAAAANN! 👍👍😂


and you say you're my bud!!!
my goodness
get throwed under the bus just once
and now I'm open for all kinds of naysays and disses
but methinks I see a way out from under here

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Aug 14, 2021 16:14:38   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
careful Jarhead
you are still under consideration to drive the bus
but there are other possibilities
doncha know??


Sorry Sir, it was an honest illegitament mistake%%😊

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Aug 14, 2021 16:22:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Sorry Sir, it was an honest illegitament mistake%%😊


You sir are the first Marine I would even consider to have the position
in fact I just gave you the job on another post





for the time being

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Aug 14, 2021 17:08:35   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
You sir are the first Marine I would even consider to have the position
in fact I just gave you the job on another post





for the time being


🐃🦂

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Aug 14, 2021 19:27:04   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
badbobby wrote:
and you say you're my bud!!!
my goodness
get throwed under the bus just once
and now I'm open for all kinds of naysays and disses
but methinks I see a way out from under here
I did not even begin to mean that a groaner is a bad thing. Personally I think they make the best jokes of all.....

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Aug 15, 2021 11:17:33   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
I did not even begin to mean that a groaner is a bad thing. Personally I think they make the best jokes of all.....


the you're forgiven wulffy


this time

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