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Aug 13, 2021 14:57:35   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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Aug 13, 2021 15:11:32   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 

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Aug 13, 2021 15:32:13   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn... (show quote)


You need to go under the bus for that one.

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Aug 13, 2021 15:43:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
You need to go under the bus for that one.


why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday

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Aug 13, 2021 16:09:51   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday


The groaners will arrive shortly.

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Aug 13, 2021 16:39:00   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
🤯👎 groans

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Aug 13, 2021 16:53:04   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Groannnnnn 🤔

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Aug 13, 2021 16:57:11   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
badbobby wrote:
why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday


You've set the bar much higher than that BB. Tough expectations to live up to.

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Aug 13, 2021 17:08:24   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
I know they can't ALL be winners, but you need to be a little more selective than that.

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Aug 13, 2021 18:22:03   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
D Tong wrote:
🤯👎 groans


you're just bein difficult Dong--er ah Tong
no offense meant

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Aug 13, 2021 18:22:55   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
CamT wrote:
Groannnnnn 🤔


why Cam!!
how could you???

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Aug 13, 2021 18:24:06   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Yankeeblue wrote:
You've set the bar much higher than that BB. Tough expectations to live up to.


I know Yank
but these today were on my list
and I had to postem

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Aug 13, 2021 18:24:54   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
I know they can't ALL be winners, but you need to be a little more selective than that.


but you didn't groan???

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Aug 13, 2021 18:25:38   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
The groaners will arrive shortly.


thanks
cheer leader

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Aug 13, 2021 18:27:08   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
thanks
cheer leader


You’re welcome. Let me know if I can help you again. It’s nice under the bus this time of day isn’t it?

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