,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
badbobby wrote:
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again
if he did shave he would turn into an urn.
Things went great for about 15 years.
Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in
but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds.
wanting no longer to cope with the misery he shaved it off
and as the genie told him he turned into an urn.
The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
,Ben was at the beach one day and found an old urn... (
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You need to go under the bus for that one.
FourchonLa. wrote:
You need to go under the bus for that one.
why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday
badbobby wrote:
why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday
The groaners will arrive shortly.
badbobby wrote:
why??
nobody groaned
besides
I'm still tryin find my way out(from under) since day before yesterday
You've set the bar much higher than that BB. Tough expectations to live up to.
I know they can't ALL be winners, but you need to be a little more selective than that.
D Tong wrote:
🤯👎 groans
you're just bein difficult Dong--er ah Tong
no offense meant
Yankeeblue wrote:
You've set the bar much higher than that BB. Tough expectations to live up to.
I know Yank
but these today were on my list
and I had to postem
badbobby wrote:
thanks
cheer leader
You’re welcome. Let me know if I can help you again. It’s nice under the bus this time of day isn’t it?
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