Ben Bragg wrote:
If California is suffering drought, or anywhere else .
All ya got to do is pay me and and I’ll come to your area and wash my truck.
Guaranteed rain. 100% money back guarantee.
Down here in the South, we hang a dead snake over a tree branch. Guaranteed to bring rain within the week. My grandmother taught that little bit of Indian Magic.
So if the Truck washing thing doesn't pan out..........
I also bet Fourchon knows a trick or two as well. How about it four?
BD
Blackdog wrote:
Down here in the South, we hang a dead snake over a tree branch. Guaranteed to bring rain within the week. My grandmother taught that little bit of Indian Magic.
So if the Truck washing thing doesn't pan out..........
I also bet Fourchon knows a trick or two as well. How about it four?
BD
Dead snake over a tree branch.....hmmmm....never heard that, but I won't question a grandmother that knows Indian magic
[quote=Ben Bragg]If California is suffering drought, or anywhere else .
All ya got to do is pay me and and I’ll come to your area and wash my truck.
Guaranteed rain. 100% money back guarantee.[/quote
I believe you. The last 2 times I was down your way it stormed something awful. I will make sure I call you before I return the next time. We had another couple inches the last 2 days again up here.
Sinker Rig wrote:
Pipeline makes sense but the tree huggers and snail darter fanatics would block that project before the first pipe was laid
What ? They don't want/need the water ? Round up all those idiots
and strand them all in the middle
of Death Valley, each with a day's ration of water and see how quickly they would change their attitudes !
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
How bout this guys? We'll pay Ben to stop by and pick up Slimshady's snake, then he can pick up Fly's daughter and then come out here and wash the truck and hang the snake over a tree branch. Reckon that'll do it, or do we just need to pray more?
saw1 wrote:
How bout this guys? We'll pay Ben to stop by and pick up Slimshady's snake, then he can pick up Fly's daughter and then come out here and wash the truck and hang the snake over a tree branch. Reckon that'll do it, or do we just need to pray more?
You may want to take up a
collection from the folks who need
the rain, especially with the detours necessary to pick up the young lady and the snake, as he's gonna need it for gas ! It's already a long haul, even without the detours mentioned !
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Big A wrote:
You may want to take up a
collection from the folks who need
the rain, especially with the detours necessary to pick up the young lady and the snake, as he's gonna need it for gas ! It's already a long haul, even without the detours mentioned !
Nah, we'll just get BB to give him an IOU. OR is it BF? OR BOTH !
Unless there's real cash backing
those IOUs (from whomever), he
won't get far ! (Do ya want the
water, or don't-cha ?) - (LOL !)
Just as there's no such thing as
a 'free lunch', pretty soon some
places will have no such thing
as 'free water', either ! - 'The
powers that be' will see to it !
Ben Bragg wrote:
If California is suffering drought, or anywhere else .
All ya got to do is pay me and and I’ll come to your area and wash my truck.
Guaranteed rain. 100% money back guarantee.
I know of something else that's a rainmaker. Pour concrete. Just about guarantee that it'll make it rain.
Hehehe... maybe in Ohio, where you aren't experiencing SW Oregon's lack of humidity.
Was just chatting this afternoon with the contractor building a new house next door. Asked him when he was planning on pouring the patio and driveway, that he formed up like 3 weeks ago. He said he wished he could get a delivery at about 9pm, since that's about the time of day the humidity went above 25-30%, on its way to MAYBE (?) 45-55%, by daybreak. Our daytime humidity has been hovering between 12-16%, and he said that it would dry faster than it could be troweled and finished properly and develop cracks. Not being a concrete guy, with the exception of a few footings on jobs, here and there, and a set of steps on my shop, many years ago, I took him at his word. It certainly makes sense to me, especially with both being broad surfaces.
I offered to be the unpaid guy with the garden hose, misting the surface while he troweled....he chuckled and said..."we can wait, but thanks for the offer. I'll keep you in mind if we don't get a break soon. Our goal was to be done by October 1st..... we'll just have to see...."
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