For those who didn't know,I am 94 years old and of course the armed forces think Im too old to be tracking down terrorists, you cant be more than 42 to join the military.anyhow the military has this thing all bas ackwards.instead of sending 18 year olds off to fight,they ought to take us old guys.you shouldn't be allowed to join the service until you are at least 70.
for starters:reserchers say that 18 year olds think about sex every 10 seconds.whereas old guys only think about sex a c**pla times a day.leaving us an additional 28000 seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
young guys haven't lived long enough to be real cranky,and
a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier."my back hurts,i cant sleep,im tired and im hungry".old guys are impatient
and maybe letting us go out ad k**l some asshole jihadist would make us feel better and stop the b***hing for a while.
an 18 year old don't like to get outta bed before 10 or 11 oclock am.old guys always get up at 4 or 5 to pee,"so what the hell,im up so I might as well be out k*****g some fanatical jihadist".
if old guys are captured by the enemy ,they couldn't spill the beans because they would have forgotten where they put them.in fact name rank and serial number would be hard for us.
boot camp would be easier for us old guys,we are usd to being screamed and yelled at,and we are used to soft food.
we have also developed an appreciation of guns.we've been using them for years to get outta the house away from all that screaming and yelling.
they could make the obstacle course a little easier though.Ive been in the service before and in combat and I never saw a twenty foot wall with a rope h*****g down for you to climb .and I never did pushups after I completed basic training.actually the running part of training is a complete waste.
I never saw anyone outrun a bullet.
an 18 year old has the whole world ahead of him,he is still learning to shave and to start a conversation with a pretty girl.he hasn't even figured out that the brim on his baseball cap is used to shade your eyes,not the back of your neck.
these are reasons to keep our young men and women at home to learn more about life before sending them into harms way.let us old guys track down those terrorists.
the last thing a jihadist would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons.who know that their best years are behind them.
and think about this.
how about recruiting women over 50
in menopause!!
you think old guys have an attitude???--OMG!!
if nothing else you could put them on the Texas border patrol.
they would have it secured the first night.
badbobby wrote:
For those who didn't know,I am 94 years old and of course the armed forces think Im too old to be tracking down terrorists, you cant be more than 42 to join the military.anyhow the military has this thing all bas ackwards.instead of sending 18 year olds off to fight,they ought to take us old guys.you shouldn't be allowed to join the service until you are at least 70.
for starters:reserchers say that 18 year olds think about sex every 10 seconds.whereas old guys only think about sex a c**pla times a day.leaving us an additional 28000 seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
young guys haven't lived long enough to be real cranky,and
a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier."my back hurts,i cant sleep,im tired and im hungry".old guys are impatient
and maybe letting us go out ad k**l some asshole jihadist would make us feel better and stop the b***hing for a while.
an 18 year old don't like to get outta bed before 10 or 11 oclock am.old guys always get up at 4 or 5 to pee,"so what the hell,im up so I might as well be out k*****g some fanatical jihadist".
if old guys are captured by the enemy ,they couldn't spill the beans because they would have forgotten where they put them.in fact name rank and serial number would be hard for us.
boot camp would be easier for us old guys,we are usd to being screamed and yelled at,and we are used to soft food.
we have also developed an appreciation of guns.we've been using them for years to get outta the house away from all that screaming and yelling.
they could make the obstacle course a little easier though.Ive been in the service before and in combat and I never saw a twenty foot wall with a rope h*****g down for you to climb .and I never did pushups after I completed basic training.actually the running part of training is a complete waste.
I never saw anyone outrun a bullet.
an 18 year old has the whole world ahead of him,he is still learning to shave and to start a conversation with a pretty girl.he hasn't even figured out that the brim on his baseball cap is used to shade your eyes,not the back of your neck.
these are reasons to keep our young men and women at home to learn more about life before sending them into harms way.let us old guys track down those terrorists.
the last thing a jihadist would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons.who know that their best years are behind them.
and think about this.
how about recruiting women over 50
in menopause!!
you think old guys have an attitude???--OMG!!
if nothing else you could put them on the Texas border patrol.
they would have it secured the first night.
For those who didn't know,I am 94 years old and of... (
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Let me know when you run for President. You have my v**e.
badbobby wrote:
For those who didn't know,I am 94 years old and of course the armed forces think Im too old to be tracking down terrorists, you cant be more than 42 to join the military.anyhow the military has this thing all bas ackwards.instead of sending 18 year olds off to fight,they ought to take us old guys.you shouldn't be allowed to join the service until you are at least 70.
for starters:reserchers say that 18 year olds think about sex every 10 seconds.whereas old guys only think about sex a c**pla times a day.leaving us an additional 28000 seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
young guys haven't lived long enough to be real cranky,and
a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier."my back hurts,i cant sleep,im tired and im hungry".old guys are impatient
and maybe letting us go out ad k**l some asshole jihadist would make us feel better and stop the b***hing for a while.
an 18 year old don't like to get outta bed before 10 or 11 oclock am.old guys always get up at 4 or 5 to pee,"so what the hell,im up so I might as well be out k*****g some fanatical jihadist".
if old guys are captured by the enemy ,they couldn't spill the beans because they would have forgotten where they put them.in fact name rank and serial number would be hard for us.
boot camp would be easier for us old guys,we are usd to being screamed and yelled at,and we are used to soft food.
we have also developed an appreciation of guns.we've been using them for years to get outta the house away from all that screaming and yelling.
they could make the obstacle course a little easier though.Ive been in the service before and in combat and I never saw a twenty foot wall with a rope h*****g down for you to climb .and I never did pushups after I completed basic training.actually the running part of training is a complete waste.
I never saw anyone outrun a bullet.
an 18 year old has the whole world ahead of him,he is still learning to shave and to start a conversation with a pretty girl.he hasn't even figured out that the brim on his baseball cap is used to shade your eyes,not the back of your neck.
these are reasons to keep our young men and women at home to learn more about life before sending them into harms way.let us old guys track down those terrorists.
the last thing a jihadist would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons.who know that their best years are behind them.
and think about this.
how about recruiting women over 50
in menopause!!
you think old guys have an attitude???--OMG!!
if nothing else you could put them on the Texas border patrol.
they would have it secured the first night.
For those who didn't know,I am 94 years old and of... (
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Stop it Young Man, you if that really happened there'd be a population explosion!!!
Catfish h****r wrote:
All good points. 👍
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and since I figger I'd better be on my good behavior(snicker)
mayhaps I'd better let things cooldown a bit
ergo--no jokes today
y'aal have a goodun
badbobby wrote:
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and since I figger I'd better be on my good behavior(snicker)
mayhaps I'd better let things cooldown a bit
ergo--no jokes today
y'aal have a goodun
Probably because I replied to it😬
Take care and keep er up👍
Good points Bobby. Funny and yet very true
Wisdom is wasted on nonegarian pismires……..I agree!
FourchonLa. wrote:
Let me know when you run for President. You have my v**e.
I’m, totally, with ya on that one Four👍
Mauwehu wrote:
Wisdom is wasted on nonegarian pismires……..I agree!
That was meant to be witty and funny not mean spirited. Maybe it was neither.
If you really are 94 your mind is as sharp as a tack.
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