Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” asked the one.
“Well, not exactly.” his friend replied, “she’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”
“Oh, I see, kinky, huh?”
“Well, not exactly – I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.”



A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog’s duties.

“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

“No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.”

A third child brought the argument to a close with this comment: “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.”



A group of 30 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

20 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.



Junior had just received his brand new driver’s license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” said the beaming boy to his ol’ man.

“Nope,” came dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for sixteen years.”

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Thank you, Ronnie.

Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Yw, how you guys doing, back not long ago from hanging a tree stand

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Thanks for a giggle! Just Sayin....RJS

jarijenkins

Thanks, Ronnie!

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Thanks, Ronniejw!

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OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA

Thx, couple of good one there Ronnie

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Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

More beauties Ronnie, thanks for the laughs! And welcome back from the woods.

Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Ty, just remember, NO singing in the shower

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Very funny! Love the dalmation one especially!

Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania

Those were all very funny.

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

I’m sharing the Dalmatian one with the crew😁 I believe it was Art Linkletter that said “ Kids day the darndest things.”