badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive they would find me attractive

I find it ironic that the colors red white and blue stand for freedom,unless they are flashing behind you

Today a man knocked on my dooe and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool.I gave him a small glass of water

I have changed my password to "incorrect",so when I forget it the computer will tell me "your password is incorrect

Artificial intelligence is no match for my natural stupidity

I'm good at multi-tasking.I waste time ,be unproductive and procrastinate,all at the same time

If you can smile when things go wrong,you must have someone to blame

Never tell your problems to anyone.20%don't really care,and 80% are glad you have them

Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is expected?

Take my advice--I don't use it

I hate it when people use big words,just to make themselves sound perspicatious

Hospitality is making guests feel at home.Even though you wish they were

Television may insult your intelligence,but nothing ruins it like a computer

I bought a battery powered vacuum cleaner;so far it's gathering dust

Every time someone comes up with a fool-proof solution,along comes a more talented fool

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

If you keep both feet on the ground,you will have trouble putting on your pants

A computer beat me at chess;but I was the better kick-boxer

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

When I married ms right,I had no Idea her first name was Always

My daughter got eight out of ten on her driving test.The other two jumped out of her way

There is no excuse for laziness,but I'm still looking

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking

Give me ambiguity or give me something else

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Women sometimes make fools of men,but most of us are do it yourself types

I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one

change is inevitableexcept from a vending machine

The grass may be greener on the other side,but you don't have to mow it

I like long walkswhen other people take them

Sometimes I wake up grumpy,other times I let her sleep

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Excellent Post! Just Sayin....RJS

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Thanks, badbobby... Reading (& laughing THROUGH) all THAT; got me GOOD'n woke up!!

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

You do manage to keep everyone smiling.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

truism

bb you and the ones here that post sure make life more interesting and laughable.

And the fishing information posted is priceless.

(RVD)
You are an asset!

And that list could go on for pages, and not just about fishing a lot of life lessons.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

All good badbobby thanks for the laughs.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

figgered you would leave off the et on asset

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Now why would you expect me to do dat

fishinphil

thanks for those...made us smile and laugh a little bit.We needed it.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

cause of the things I do to you
like the "lady" you tried to under pay

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

I will keep that in mind.

Navyvet

perspicuous

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Mikey likes it:-)

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

then I'm glad phill

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

"perspicuous"
dunno what that is vet
are you kin to BadFisherman???