The CDB is Awesome wrote:
1. If Covid makes people lose their taste, I think we need to test everyone who likes "Keeping up with the Kardashians" because clearly they have no taste.
2. Seriously does Covid make people Crap or something? What was the deal with toilet paper hoarders?
3. How will you celebrate the 1 year anniversary of two weeks to flatten the curve?
4. I'm not saying i believe in Chain letters but I did get one a week before covid started that i didn't pass on.
5. Social distancing came easy for me, Everyone stays away from me anyway.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
7. Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.
8. ”Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
9.My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!
10. After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.
11. If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
12. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
13. Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.
14. Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder
15. I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
1. If Covid makes people lose their taste, I think... (
show quote)