badbobby wrote:
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their
vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.
When plumjuice, accompanied by her father, started to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she saw the altar at the end and heard the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process started where the
brain absorbed these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She became mesmerized as she continually reinforced these perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn......Aisle, altar, hymn.....Aisle, altar, hymn.
Finally, as plumjuice stopped beside plumbob,the groom, the conditioning process was
complete. She looked up at him smiling sweetly and kept saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!'
now you know what is different about plum
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