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Mar 9, 2021 07:46:44   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
I keep saying that the English language (or whatever we try to use) is very complicated as we have so many words that mean the same thing.
Now, we have to factor in another subset of words that sound the same , but have entirely different meanings...
No wonder the only one who seems to understand me is the dog...when she feels like it. 😉

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Mar 9, 2021 08:07:09   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:

Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their
vows are exchanged?

Finally, the riddle is solved.

A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.

When plumjuice, accompanied by her father, started to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she saw the altar at the end and heard the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process started where the
brain absorbed these three stimuli:

Aisle, altar, and hymn.

She became mesmerized as she continually reinforced these perceptions:

Aisle, altar, hymn......Aisle, altar, hymn.....Aisle, altar, hymn.

Finally, as plumjuice stopped beside plumbob,the groom, the conditioning process was
complete. She looked up at him smiling sweetly and kept saying to herself:

'I'll alter him!'

now you know what is different about plum
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock t... (show quote)


inventive

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Mar 9, 2021 08:20:32   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
kandydisbar wrote:
inventive


Lifes worth of work in some cases.

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Mar 9, 2021 08:56:31   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:

Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their
vows are exchanged?

Finally, the riddle is solved.

A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.

When plumjuice, accompanied by her father, started to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she saw the altar at the end and heard the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process started where the
brain absorbed these three stimuli:

Aisle, altar, and hymn.

She became mesmerized as she continually reinforced these perceptions:

Aisle, altar, hymn......Aisle, altar, hymn.....Aisle, altar, hymn.

Finally, as plumjuice stopped beside plumbob,the groom, the conditioning process was
complete. She looked up at him smiling sweetly and kept saying to herself:

'I'll alter him!'

now you know what is different about plum
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock t... (show quote)


Good one badbobby I haven't heard that one before thanks for the morning laughs.

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Mar 9, 2021 15:41:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
I am a work in progress dbed, 25 years now with her something must be right. Or she is just taking her time.

it takes years to mold a classic

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Mar 9, 2021 15:42:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Mine keeps my life insurance policy on the table.

Should I be worried?

not at all Oz
just give up

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Mar 9, 2021 15:54:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
not at all Oz
just give up


Never been my mo

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Mar 9, 2021 16:49:57   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
Men marry with the hope that she never changes...... Women marry men with the illusion that SHE is the ONE who can "change him".

Exercise in futility and reason for most divorce, I am sure.

Made that mistake TWICE...I was too naive in believing what she swore was true..... never again.

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