Aisle,Alter Hymn
Mar 8, 2021 17:14:11 #
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their
vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.
When plumjuice, accompanied by her father, started to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she saw the altar at the end and heard the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process started where the
brain absorbed these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She became mesmerized as she continually reinforced these perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn......Aisle, altar, hymn.....Aisle, altar, hymn.
Finally, as plumjuice stopped beside plumbob,the groom, the conditioning process was
complete. She looked up at him smiling sweetly and kept saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!'
now you know what is different about plum
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their
vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.
When plumjuice, accompanied by her father, started to walk slowly down the
long aisle, she saw the altar at the end and heard the choir singing a
hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process started where the
brain absorbed these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She became mesmerized as she continually reinforced these perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn......Aisle, altar, hymn.....Aisle, altar, hymn.
Finally, as plumjuice stopped beside plumbob,the groom, the conditioning process was
complete. She looked up at him smiling sweetly and kept saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!'
now you know what is different about plum
Mar 8, 2021 17:15:28 #
Mar 8, 2021 17:31:43 #
Huntm22 wrote:
Thanks for the clarification!
just figgered every one should understand plum
Mar 8, 2021 18:21:55 #
badbobby wrote:
just figgered every one should understand plum
I didn't know plumjuice had a speech impediment.
Mar 8, 2021 18:24:41 #
flyguy wrote:
I didn't know plumjuice had a speech impediment.
Say something in a circle and see if it comes back the same
Mar 8, 2021 20:17:20 #
badbobby wrote:
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock t... (show quote)
bb i have been called many things in my days, but different is the mildest of them all. Good to know i can blame the juice for my differentially. LOL
Mar 8, 2021 20:32:48 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
if plumjuice would have changed you, you would have come out better
Mar 8, 2021 20:35:16 #
dbed wrote:
if plumjuice would have changed you, you would have come out better
I am a work in progress dbed, 25 years now with her something must be right. Or she is just taking her time.
Mar 8, 2021 20:36:57 #
plumbob wrote:
I am a work in progress dbed, 25 years now with her something must be right. Or she is just taking her time.
Mine keeps my life insurance policy on the table.
Should I be worried?
Mar 8, 2021 20:38:30 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Mine keeps my life insurance policy on the table.
Should I be worried?
Should I be worried?
With or with out the living will?
Mar 8, 2021 20:41:54 #
plumbob wrote:
With or with out the living will?
And the power of attorney for medical.
And the DNR
Mar 8, 2021 20:45:24 #
EasternOZ wrote:
And the power of attorney for medical.
And the DNR
And the DNR
How about the donate your body info?
Mar 8, 2021 20:53:25 #
plumbob wrote:
How about the donate your body info?
Cremated I get too choose my finale resting place If the kids will make sure.
They were kinda shocked when I first told them where.
Mar 8, 2021 20:59:47 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Cremated I get too choose my finale resting place If the kids will make sure.
They were kinda shocked when I first told them where.
They were kinda shocked when I first told them where.
Lucky you, when we told the kids about being donated they had that look on their face of Thanks we don't have to deal with your dead a%# butt.
That gave me a warm fuzzy.
Mar 8, 2021 21:02:35 #
plumbob wrote:
Lucky you, when we told the kids about being donated they had that look on their face of Thanks we don't have to deal with your dead a%# butt.
That gave me a warm fuzzy.
That gave me a warm fuzzy.
They said the casket will be only 1/2 head end open not a full viewing.
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