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Feb 25, 2021 16:32:16   #
MJWheeler23 Loc: Los Angeles
 
Heard about a guy who walked into a brothel, handed the madam $500 and asked for her ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich.

Madam replied that for that much money he could have a 3 course meal and her most beautiful woman.

He replied: "Ma'am, I"m not hungry or horny, I'm just homesick."

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Feb 25, 2021 16:38:30   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Ouch!

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Feb 25, 2021 17:13:22   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
It be like that, some days...

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Feb 25, 2021 17:15:24   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Able Man wrote:
It be like that, some days...


And on the other days?

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Feb 25, 2021 17:25:27   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
EasternOZ wrote:
And on the other days?


Can't speak to the other days... Some older man had told me, MANY years ago, while talking about this very topic: "Son, one way or another; you gonna pay for every last bit of it, you ever GET!"

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Feb 25, 2021 17:36:33   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Able Man wrote:
Can't speak to the other days... Some older man had told me, MANY years ago, while talking about this very topic: "Son, one way or another; you gonna pay for every last bit of it, you ever GET!"


Loose lips sink ships.

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Feb 25, 2021 17:51:57   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Loose lips sink ships.


You have that right, Partner! No way around that, and no way out! Just Sayin...RJS

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Feb 25, 2021 18:02:49   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
So he asked the gal, what can get for 10 bucks? The said, a h*nd j*b and a cheese sandwich. I just made this one about 10 minutes ago - she showed it to him. Who give does the job?
She says - I do.
Then I'll pass on the sandwich thank you.

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Feb 25, 2021 18:03:52   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
So he asked the gal, what can get for 10 bucks? The said, a h*nd j*b and a cheese sandwich. I just made this one about 10 minutes ago - she showed it to him. Who give does the job?
She says - I do.
Then I'll pass on the sandwich thank you.


LOL

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Feb 25, 2021 18:12:02   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
You want to read of three necounters I have had with ladies of the evening, go back and select, Mademoselle of the Evening, 1,2,3. Just Sayin...RJS

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Feb 25, 2021 18:21:44   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
So he asked the gal, what can get for 10 bucks? The said, a h*nd j*b and a cheese sandwich. I just made this one about 10 minutes ago - she showed it to him. Who give does the job?
She says - I do.
Then I'll pass on the sandwich thank you.


Yeah, I think I could also "fight off" that appetite, for a while...

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Feb 25, 2021 18:26:29   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
I tried to make a comment about Ladies of the evening that I had posted some time ago. I could not spell the Mademoiselle correctly so the system would not allow me to find them. There are 3 different posts, all beginning as follows: Mademoiselles of the Evening, 1,2, and 3.

No, I did not purchase anything. Just Sayin...RJS

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Feb 25, 2021 18:33:05   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
I tried to make a comment about Ladies of the evening that I had posted some time ago. I could not spell the Mademoiselle correctly so the system would not allow me to find them. There are 3 different posts, all beginning as follows: Mademoiselles of the Evening, 1,2, and 3.

No, I did not purchase anything. Just Sayin...RJS


The BEST THINGS in life are FREE.


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Feb 25, 2021 19:09:49   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
If you believe that, you will be easy pickings. Just Sayin...RJS

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Feb 25, 2021 19:15:22   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
[quote=Jeremy]The BEST THINGS in life are FREE.
Well, yes; in THEORY...

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