Roommates
Jan 31, 2021 19:56:01 #
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear MaMa,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving MaMa
Moral:
Never Bulla S**tta your MaMa
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear MaMa,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving MaMa
Moral:
Never Bulla S**tta your MaMa
Jan 31, 2021 20:03:54 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for di... (show quote)
Atts'a gooood oonneee OZolini !
Jan 31, 2021 21:41:45 #
stuco
Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City
Moms always know! It’s part of the mom superpower sk**l set.
Feb 1, 2021 01:00:29 #
You should never lie to your Mom, she is the last one to turn you in to the authorities. Just Sayin...RJS
Feb 1, 2021 12:05:51 #
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
"You can fool some of the people all of the time; you can fool all of the people some of the time;... But you can't fool Mom!" (Captain Penny)
Feb 2, 2021 17:01:29 #
Able Man wrote:
"You can fool some of the people all of the time; you can fool all of the people some of the time;... But you can't fool Mom!" (Captain Penny)
Hmmm ! Seems to me I've
heard that exact same remark somewhere in the distant past, but can't remember if it was on 'Leave It To Beaver' or 'Dennis the Menace' !
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