hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?
Mickey said "she got fired too".

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GaryH Loc: Northern Pa.

😂😂😂😂😂 good one Hack

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Had me going there

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

¡¡¡STILL laughing!!!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I loved it. I just had to post it Gary. Thanks.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks Able. 😂👊
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Me too dbed, all the way to the end.😃
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Jeremy Loc: America

OUCH.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

LMAO, Hack, that's a beauty!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks so much Fred. I thought it was a keeper too. Had me going for sure.
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