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Jan 15, 2021 09:25:39   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Ha ha ha! Perfect

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Jan 15, 2021 14:58:23   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
He Went for a walk past a farm with his new girlfriend and they saw dogs mating.



She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"



He replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."



We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.



Again his girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"



He replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."



We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.



My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"



He said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."



Anyway, after the walk, he dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye.



She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19."



Surprised, "Why do you say that?" He asked her.



She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."😂

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Jan 15, 2021 23:15:33   #
cgap Loc: Central Tx
 
Haaaaa!!!!!!

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