Ready?
Jan 14, 2021 11:14:05 #
He Went for a walk past a farm with his new girlfriend and they saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
He replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again his girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"
He replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
He said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, he dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19."
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" He asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."😂
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She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
He replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again his girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"
He replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
He said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, he dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19."
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" He asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."😂
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Jan 14, 2021 11:25:52 #
Jan 14, 2021 11:49:48 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Opportunity missed.
And, they don't come round that often.
Jan 14, 2021 11:55:35 #
flyguy wrote:
And, they don't come round that often.
He was probably in a hurry to go fishing.
Sometimes that opportunity does not come around that oftten either.
Have you been fishin yet?
Jan 14, 2021 12:08:16 #
EasternOZ wrote:
He was probably in a hurry to go fishing.
Sometimes that opportunity does not come around that oftten either.
Have you been fishin yet?
Sometimes that opportunity does not come around that oftten either.
Have you been fishin yet?
Brownsville Tony and I are going out at 1:00, the first time out. SW winds gusting at 25 MPH????????????????
Jan 14, 2021 13:04:11 #
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Jan 14, 2021 14:33:50 #
flyguy wrote:
Brownsville Tony and I are going out at 1:00, the first time out. SW winds gusting at 25 MPH????????????????
Might be a good wind for drifting? If so, concentrate on the leeward side.
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Jan 14, 2021 19:22:27 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Update fly?
Maybe he caught a breeze and recognized the smell?
Jan 14, 2021 19:44:17 #
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