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Jan 13, 2021 19:38:29   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today! ๐Ÿฅถ
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Jan 13, 2021 19:58:53   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.

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Jan 13, 2021 20:17:40   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
hacksaw wrote:
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching television.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive today! ๐Ÿฅถ
Hack ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. br br WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'... (show quote)



I don't know if Sylvia would be in Heaven unless those nuns were lying to me.

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Jan 13, 2021 20:21:24   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Able Man wrote:
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.


Your'e correct Able,but that's ok Hack, lots of people probably missed it the first time, or don't remember it. Still funny though, well I thought it was, the wife, not so much.

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Jan 13, 2021 20:36:17   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
My wife went and checked the freezer again. I dont think she trust me. LOL

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Jan 13, 2021 21:07:54   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Able Man wrote:
Please don't "take offense", Hack... BUT...ยฟIs that CRS actin' up today? (Seems like I read this on here, a week or so ago.) ... I could be wrong, if I am, please forgive me.


I was afraid of that Able. CRS is my worst enemy. Sorry for the double post. Was it funnier this time? ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jan 13, 2021 21:09:57   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
I don't know if Sylvia would be in Heaven unless those nuns were lying to me.


Yeah, thatโ€™s a fact fly. Maybe it was a punishment.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Jan 13, 2021 21:11:15   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Your'e correct Able,but that's ok Hack, lots of people probably missed it the first time, or don't remember it. Still funny though, well I thought it was, the wife, not so much.


Thanks Fred. Sorry.๐Ÿ˜
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Jan 13, 2021 21:20:37   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
hacksaw wrote:
I was afraid of that Able. CRS is my worst enemy. Sorry for the double post. Was it funnier this time? ๐Ÿคฃ
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No. ... But; don't feel like the Lone Ranger, regarding the CRS. ... I keep a notebook/ a 4-colored ink pen and a #2 pencil, along with 1/2 dozen or so colored pencils in front of me here; trying to keep all my information sorted out... Keep a wee notebook in my shirt pocket, for when I dose medicine and for a grocery list... I started writing down alot more notations, after hearing that joke, 40ish years ago= "I finally got my $#!t together... Then I forgot where I put it!"

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Jan 13, 2021 21:24:25   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
Fredfish wrote:
Your'e correct Able,but that's ok Hack, lots of people probably missed it the first time, or don't remember it. Still funny though, well I thought it was, the wife, not so much.


She didnโ€™t happen to go look in the freezer...did she Fred. Just in case..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŸon

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Jan 13, 2021 21:27:29   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Able Man wrote:
No. ... But; don't feel like the Lone Ranger, regarding the CRS. ... I keep a notebook/ a 4-colored ink pen and a #2 pencil, along with 1/2 dozen or so colored pencils in front of me here; trying to keep all my information sorted out... Keep a wee notebook in my shirt pocket, for when I dose medicine and for a grocery list... I started writing down alot more notations, after hearing that joke, 40ish years ago= "I finally got my $#!t together... Then I forgot where I put it!"


I looked back at other posts but I didnโ€™t go far enough back obviously.๐Ÿ™„
I have to write everything down, even if itโ€™s just two or three things if I go to the store. I had electro shock therapy at the VA years ago and it screwed up my memory. I can remember things that happened long ago but not current things.
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Jan 13, 2021 21:34:05   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
DozerDave wrote:
She didnโ€™t happen to go look in the freezer...did she Fred. Just in case..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŸon


Luckily we have a small freezer Dave. Although I do have a 162qt Igloo in the cellar

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Jan 13, 2021 21:36:51   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Luckily we have a small freezer Dave. Although I do have a 162qt Igloo in the cellar


Fred, If you ever see it full of ice and you didnโ€™t load it, well, you know.๐Ÿฅถ
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Jan 13, 2021 21:56:28   #
Maximo Loc: Jupiter, Fl
 
Good job, Hack.

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Jan 14, 2021 11:56:34   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Maximo wrote:
Good job, Hack.


Thanks Maximo. Appreciate it.๐Ÿ‘Š
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