Joke - Tie Me Up
Jan 8, 2021 17:54:47 #
USNavyRetiredVet
Loc: Milton. MA (Boston suburb)
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One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
Jan 8, 2021 18:54:53 #
USNavyRetiredVet wrote:
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One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
https://youtu.be/WwRrKaq0IyY
Jan 8, 2021 19:33:47 #
EasternOZ wrote:
https://youtu.be/WwRrKaq0IyY
I don't know Oz i might have to think about that one. Mrs Paisley is so very HOT.
Hope BF doesn't ruin this for me like he did on Catherine Bell
Jan 8, 2021 19:55:21 #
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
USNavyRetiredVet wrote:
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One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
Sir, reading your post; while it didn't actually cause me to spit my desert all over, DID, in fact; produce a LUNGFISH!
Jan 8, 2021 19:56:10 #
Jan 8, 2021 20:01:31 #
Jan 8, 2021 21:15:44 #
Jan 8, 2021 22:01:47 #
plumbob wrote:
I don't know Oz i might have to think about that one. Mrs Paisley is so very HOT.
Hope BF doesn't ruin this for me like he did on Catherine Bell
Hope BF doesn't ruin this for me like he did on Catherine Bell
I can not deny you of your thoughts on Mrs. Paisley.
Jan 9, 2021 18:04:40 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I can not deny you of your thoughts on Mrs. Paisley.
I think I would just had to postpone my arrival at the lake bout an hour or so.
If it wasn't enough to convince her to stay, well at least I had one last time with her.
Jan 9, 2021 21:20:11 #
Mark V
Loc: Colorado,now RV full time we winter in MesaAZ
I have to say I have never experienced such an incident. I tell my wife I am going fishing and within minutes she has her fly rod , flies and waders in the truck and ready to go. The worst thing is she out fishes me most times and I can't get off the stream before dark What's a guy to do ? Need suggestions..,..please!!!
Jan 9, 2021 21:21:50 #
Mark V wrote:
I have to say I have never experienced such an incident. I tell my wife I am going fishing and within minutes she has her fly rod , flies and waders in the truck and ready to go. The worst thing is she out fishes me most times and I can't get off the stream before dark What's a guy to do ? Need suggestions..,..please!!!
Happy Wife happy life.
Jan 9, 2021 21:22:44 #
Mark V wrote:
I have to say I have never experienced such an incident. I tell my wife I am going fishing and within minutes she has her fly rod , flies and waders in the truck and ready to go. The worst thing is she out fishes me most times and I can't get off the stream before dark What's a guy to do ? Need suggestions..,..please!!!
Thank your lucky stars?
Jan 10, 2021 00:27:15 #
USNavyRetiredVet wrote:
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One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing.
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Of course!!!
I have a picture of that some place my brother in law sent me😆
Jan 10, 2021 08:47:25 #
Mark V wrote:
I have to say I have never experienced such an incident. I tell my wife I am going fishing and within minutes she has her fly rod , flies and waders in the truck and ready to go. The worst thing is she out fishes me most times and I can't get off the stream before dark What's a guy to do ? Need suggestions..,..please!!!
I suggest you enjoy it as long as you can and reveal your secret to us. Just Sayin!!!!
Jan 10, 2021 10:38:18 #
Mark V
Loc: Colorado,now RV full time we winter in MesaAZ
Another instance. Several years ago my wife started a business building window treatments. Cornices and the like. I asked her what she would like for Christmas? Her answer : A 12 inch Dewalt compound miter saw. Within 30 minutes I was Christmas shopping at Home Depot ...done. This made my err our wood shop complete! We now have a complete cabinet shop , however it is in storage since we are presently traveling full-time with our fifth wheel kayaks and fly rods.
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