The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

As our story opens Our friends are going to the state fair, When Doyle unveils a plan to make them rich, "I have a foolproof plan to win the 10,000 dollar grand prize for largest pig, We take That old boar that isn't good for anything back at my farm, Plug him up, and just feed him alot." "Could this hair brained scheme work? It seems logical, and Well thought out, But Will it work?" Billy said Doyle Replied, "Sure, We have three weeks until that Prize is awarded, Lets get to work." So These fatuous individuals go and buy a Cork, And a good supply of corn. And head to Doyle's farm and feed the pig after Blocking him up, He swells to record size! And then they go to the Fair and win the grand prize, But now I'm afraid our vacuous Friends Have a Major dilemma! They need a way to Pull the cork from a safe distance. And Doyle knows his pig will die if they do not remove it. So they all go separate directions to look around at the fair to see if anything could help them, When they see the solution to their problem! A monkey that pulls strings. They buy the trained monkey and tie a string to the Cork. then let him At the Cork. The explosion was much bigger than expected and left our Poor Unintelligent friends laying on the ground wondering what happened. Billy asked if Fred saw anything Fred Admitted that he did not. Billy stated that he didn't either, and preceded to ask Doyle who said, "All I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put that cork back in."

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

I have observed copious amounts of waste emanating from swine, but luckily I was rarely occupying the path of trajectory. 😜

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Yes, Doyle wasn't so fortunate

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

¡A good description of the: "S.E.S.S."!

(Sudden Explosive Sharting Syndrome)

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

being a retired hog farmer I've seen a plugged hog a few times blow clear across the pen

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

And then there's clostridia.......I raised hogs for 25 years, got out when they hit 8 cents a pound. Never missed them.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

I sold out at 40 cents bought back in before they were up

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

My facilities were about worn out, not big enough to compete. 100 sows max. Custom fed for a few years until the building fell apart.