Bad Bobby in Church
Dec 15, 2020 01:52:23 #
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, BB got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "BB, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
BB replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in BB's ear, placed his other hand on top of BB's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for BB, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "BB, how is your hearing now?"
BB answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next Thursday."
With that, BB got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "BB, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
BB replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in BB's ear, placed his other hand on top of BB's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for BB, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "BB, how is your hearing now?"
BB answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next Thursday."
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Doug Lemmon wrote:
Needs... we all have 'em ..... LOL!!!
Are they "needs" or "wants", Doug?
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Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
Kerry Hansen wrote:
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher... (show quote)
Great one. Made me laugh out loud.
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Kerry Hansen wrote:
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher... (show quote)
He's guilty I'm sure of it
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