BadFisherman has heart problems
Dec 1, 2020 17:52:57 #
The medics rushed BadFisherman to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.
The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to the Intensive Care Unit, where therapy continues.
After a couple of days,BF's physician comes into his room and says, "BF, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."
BF goes home and that evening is talking with his wife.
"Sgt Major you'll never believe it! I'm completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you've never had before - wild, passionate sex! You'll love it!"
The Sgt Major thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, BF. I've heard about active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my conscience if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have such sex with you."
BF was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's office.
His doctor tells him, "Sure, sure,BF, no problem, I'll write the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: 'Mr.BadFisherman, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.' Now, I'll just address this. By the way, BF, what's your wife's first name?"
"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?"
The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to the Intensive Care Unit, where therapy continues.
After a couple of days,BF's physician comes into his room and says, "BF, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."
BF goes home and that evening is talking with his wife.
"Sgt Major you'll never believe it! I'm completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you've never had before - wild, passionate sex! You'll love it!"
The Sgt Major thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, BF. I've heard about active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my conscience if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have such sex with you."
BF was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's office.
His doctor tells him, "Sure, sure,BF, no problem, I'll write the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: 'Mr.BadFisherman, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.' Now, I'll just address this. By the way, BF, what's your wife's first name?"
"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?"
Dec 1, 2020 18:00:20 #
Dec 1, 2020 18:08:39 #
Well, maybe the doctor should have been more specific and not included teeie boppers, and other wild sex crazy females. Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 1, 2020 18:17:20 #
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?"[/quote]
That, right there; COULD "backfire", as far as "maintaining a tranquil marriage" goes... On the other hand... Might just "light a fire".
That, right there; COULD "backfire", as far as "maintaining a tranquil marriage" goes... On the other hand... Might just "light a fire".
Dec 1, 2020 18:30:47 #
Dec 2, 2020 01:27:23 #
badbobby wrote:
The medics rushed BadFisherman to the hospital in ... (show quote)
Far as that picture goes, I believe I whipped her pretty badly right after she finished telling me about the last dude who played her and lost.
Dec 2, 2020 09:43:19 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
The medics rushed BadFisherman to the hospital in ... (show quote)
Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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