Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 

Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 

Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?